All categories - 24 February 2007

2007-02-24 06:25:50 · 41 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-24 06:25:49 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

the milk only thawed out less than an ounce..maybe 5 drops of milk..and i put it back in the freezer...i used this milk to feed my baby yesterday..could this have harmed my baby? Or, could there have been bacterial growth? The milk did not smell spoiled...the only thing i saw was some white pieces floating around..but i assumed it was just milk that didn't thaw it completely..

2007-02-24 06:25:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Newborn & Baby

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ?
The position of the dirt bag

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with... "a recipe".

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..."
A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this s....t"

Why is there no Disneyland in China ?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!

2007-02-24 06:25:42 · 5 answers · asked by mo the man 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-24 06:25:37 · 4 answers · asked by knight_for_all 1 in Programming & Design

2007-02-24 06:25:35 · 8 answers · asked by vinko02 1 in Basketball

I'm all worn out from stroking it myself. Would you mind taking over?

2007-02-24 06:25:34 · 13 answers · asked by The Mad Shillelagh 6 in Polls & Surveys

I also have on my credit report a few old debts and one judgment which is already paid and have a student loan on good stading.I will pay all of my old debts before trying to apply for a car loan. The good thing is that I worked for a good company for the past 2 years and only have a one credit card with a good history.

2007-02-24 06:25:27 · 16 answers · asked by vxeds 1 in Credit

2007-02-24 06:25:27 · 3 answers · asked by Joe M 1 in Infectious Diseases

Why did Gail Porter from Dead Famous shave her head?

2007-02-24 06:25:18 · 1 answers · asked by tamara_cyan 6 in Celebrities

i need help... real madrid plays to day t oatletico but i cant find a channel that hey going to put it on !!! please help i have io

2007-02-24 06:25:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Spanish Football

http://profiles.yahoo.com/me6myself
Here's a link to a photo. She's only 2 different nationalities. (1/16 of one, 15/16 of the other.) See if you can guess the most promient one, or both.

2007-02-24 06:25:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

my bruv has bmw m3 and it stoped working

2007-02-24 06:25:08 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in BMW

FInd a number so that when the digit 1 is put in front of it, the new number is 8 times the original number. explain your answer

2007-02-24 06:25:01 · 5 answers · asked by asdfasdffdas 1 in Mathematics

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

2007-02-24 06:24:54 · 14 answers · asked by seth 2 in Jokes & Riddles

drive the car but keep all the documents in the car incase i get pulled over about it or just not drive which is a little hard when i need to get to work? Please help

2007-02-24 06:24:49 · 15 answers · asked by rich050988 1 in Insurance & Registration

What are the basic ideas of transcendtalism, and how does emerson use them in his works, specifically in "nature" and "self reliance"

2007-02-24 06:24:36 · 1 answers · asked by Ally 2 in Philosophy

It is from a car commercial, and the only words i remember are "It dont matter" they say that over and over. It's a recent commercial. The song is also featured on the N.

2007-02-24 06:24:32 · 3 answers · asked by tmarie 2 in Music

Do you like Epic movie? Why?

2007-02-24 06:24:29 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-02-24 06:24:29 · 18 answers · asked by indieassassin 6 in Polls & Surveys

I would win.

2007-02-24 06:24:16 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where can I find whole milk information on the internet? Please help! I checked google and yahoo and ask. PLEASE tell me a website@

2007-02-24 06:23:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

2007-02-24 06:23:49 · 2 answers · asked by coolgirl1376 3 in Music & Music Players

Does anyone know any good place to learn ActionScript?

2007-02-24 06:23:48 · 3 answers · asked by Computer Genius 1 in Programming & Design

2007-02-24 06:23:42 · 3 answers · asked by MODELG 1 in History

Are these cars already E85 compatible or would I have to modify them? Is it cost efficient to get E85 or just environmentally friendly? Do most gas stations have E85 fuel?

2007-02-24 06:23:34 · 4 answers · asked by bdsport445 2 in Other - Cars & Transportation

What exactly is an ovulation predictor kit? and how do u use it? and what are the benefits of using one? thank you!

2007-02-24 06:23:31 · 1 answers · asked by jaysangel040106 3 in Trying to Conceive

There is this guy I have been knowing online since a year. When we first started talking he was all nice and stuff. One day I was pissed off about something else so I was a bit nasty on him but i excused myself. Then he was behaving nasty for a while and we both stopped talking for a year.
Suddenly a year later he e-mails me from another country on official work and says he's really sorry for the way he behaved and he wants to know hows things with me again and wants to be friends n stuff. He then gives me these long distance calls from abroad and when he returns to the U.S, he continues talking to me and again giving calls which last like an hour.
A week back he IMs me for which I dont respond coz I was really busy. Then he starts getting freaky all over again by completely ignoring and side-lining me. What is wrong with him??? Does he have issues?
We don't hold a romantic relationship but we do flirt sometimes.

2007-02-24 06:23:30 · 3 answers · asked by lindamcewans 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

I was the only one in the break room. I saw 4 co-workers talking water bottle from a vending machine left unlocked.

2007-02-24 06:23:29 · 18 answers · asked by tannya 3 in Careers & Employment