A lorry driver was driving along. A sign comes up that reads “low bridge ahead.” Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The policeman gets out of his car and walks around to the lorry driver, puts his hands on his hips and says,
“Got stuck?” The lorry driver says, “No mate, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of petrol.”
A blonde women named Nancy and a blonde women named Betty want to rob a bank, so Nancy makes a plan. Nancy goes over the plan with Betty. Nancy says," Do you understand the plan, Betty?" Betty replies "Yes, I understand the plan. Nancy and Betty go to the bank they want to rob and Betty is the one going in and Nancy will be the one to get ready to drive when Betty is ready to go with the money. So Nancy says" You should be out in about 3-5 minutes." So Betty goes in. Nancy is getting very impatient because Betty has been in there for 10 minutes.
2007-02-09
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