On their wedding day - the husband made his new wife swore never to open the little box he keeps under their bed. She never did. 65 years later the husband is lying on his death bed and the wife can't keep her curiousity in anymore.
She goes to their bed and gets the little box from underneath. She forces the box open to find two eggs and $3000 in it. That's nothing to hide she thinks to herself and confronts her dying husband.
At first he was upset that she looked in the box but than he says to her well, I'm dying so I might as well tell you.
Everytime I cheated on you I put an egg in the box.
The wife than said well two eggs, that means you cheated only twice in 65 years of marriage - it's not too bad I suppose. What about the $3000.
Well, her husband said - Everytime I had a dozen eggs - I sold it
2007-02-05
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