All categories - 8 January 2007

or answered them?

2007-01-08 20:27:48 · 20 answers · asked by Perfectly Flawed 5 in Polls & Surveys

In the year 2006 , the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in
England and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and
over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me"

Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few
good humans."

He gave Noah the CAD drawings, saying, "You have 6 months to build the
Ark before I will start the unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights."

Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw Noah weeping in his yard
- but no Ark.

"Noah!" He roared, "I'm about to start the rain! Where is the Ark?"

"Forgive me, Lord," begged Noah, "but things have changed. I needed
Building Regulations Approval. I've been arguing with the Fire Brigade
about the need for a sprinkler system. My neighbours claim that I should
have obtained planning permission for building the Ark in my garden
because it is development of the site even though in my view it is a
temporary structure. We had to go to appeal to the Secretary of State
for a decision.

Then the Department of Transport demanded a bond be posted for the
future costs of moving power lines and other overhead obstructions, to
clear the passage for the Ark's move to the sea. I told them that the
sea would be coming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.

Getting the wood was another problem. All the decent trees have Tree
Preservation Orders on them and we live in a Site of Special Scientific
Interest set up in order to protect the spotted owl. I tried to convince
the environmentalists that I needed the wood to save the owls - but no
go! When I started gathering the animals, the RSPCA sued me. They
insisted that I was confining wild animals against their will. They
argued the accommodation was too restrictive, and it> was cruel and
inhumane to put so many animals in a confined space.

Then the County Council, the Environment Agency and the Rivers
Authority ruled that I couldn't build the Ark until they'd conducted an
environmental impact study on your proposed flood. I'm still trying to
resolve a complaint with the Equal Opportunities Commission on how many
BMEs I'm supposed to hire for my building team. The trades unions say I
can't use my sons. They insist I have to hire only CSCS accredited
workers with Ark-building experience.

To make matters worse, Customs and Excise seized all my assets,
claiming I'm trying to leave the country illegally with endangered
species.

So, forgive me, Lord, but it would take at least 10 years for me to
finish this Ark."

Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine, and a rainbow
stretched across the sky. Noah looked up in wonder and asked, "You mean
you're not going to destroy the world?"






"No," said the Lord. "Looks like the Labour government beat me to it."

2007-01-08 20:27:44 · 19 answers · asked by ztt_66 2 in Jokes & Riddles

who tells you all the bull you really wanna hear!?

My friend calls me to tell me her best friend is in a relationship that is destructive for her but sticks with the man no matter what just to have the impression of having someone!!!

2007-01-08 20:27:32 · 9 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:27:19 · 14 answers · asked by pooloo 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-01-08 20:27:03 · 1 answers · asked by phil 2 in Movies

2007-01-08 20:26:48 · 18 answers · asked by Nick S 1 in Current Events

as you go along the score, do you having the feeling of playing minesweeper? Like, you may step on a bomb (playing the wrong note)? As a pianist, I feel like that. Wondering whether anyone else has similar experience or is it different for other instruments?

2007-01-08 20:26:26 · 10 answers · asked by Lilliana 5 in Performing Arts

heismyairplane2_carbon From Chrisitan Three Chat in yahoo asked me to post that question I did it as a favor to her.

2007-01-08 20:26:23 · 17 answers · asked by xx_muggles_xx 6 in Singles & Dating

pls read this..recently mu hubby's mom passed away,and he is so emmotional abt that.he is very strong person..he rarly crys and im so much worried about him we talk so much and i was with him always sharing that sadness.i cant see him crying.i can do anything and everything when he is happy and ok...but now he went out of the country for funeral i cudnt acompany him coz of new born kid.i feel so sad and i m loosing my mind knowing that he is sad there and i cant be there with him.
what shall i do?how can i help him and whats my duty now?...pls tell me about how can i manage this matter..pls

2007-01-08 20:26:15 · 10 answers · asked by vindya203 1 in Family

I have a male friend that I've been into for a long time. A friend of mine had talked me into telling my friend how I feel. I'm ready to tell him but I asked a question about a picture and how it says a thousand words. This picture with the heart on it has the sayin of 'The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart'. Would yall give that to a person yall are into? I mean how would you tell somebody you felt? Cause they do say a picture says a thousand words. Do you think I'd scare him off just by giving him that?

2007-01-08 20:26:02 · 4 answers · asked by Shorty 1 in Friends

2007-01-08 20:25:47 · 3 answers · asked by Vijay B 1 in Internet

2007-01-08 20:25:47 · 18 answers · asked by Bridget H 1 in Singles & Dating

two-fifth of the boys and some girls alighted from the train. The ratio of the no. of boys to the no. of girls then became 6:5. At Novena Station, 13 boys and 25 girls boarded the train and the no. of boys and girls became equal. How many boys and girls were there in the train after it had left Novena Station?

2007-01-08 20:25:12 · 5 answers · asked by Kwa Kwa 1 in Mathematics

Hello,
I heard that Blogs will increase the link popularity. But, I want to know how these blogs will increase the link popularity.

I will be thankful, if any one helps.

2007-01-08 20:24:59 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

Like Kuja and his Silver Dragon fusing and becoming something like balmung from .hack but with two seperate minds and personalities?

2007-01-08 20:24:49 · 6 answers · asked by Unazaki 4 in Mythology & Folklore

2007-01-08 20:24:41 · 1 answers · asked by kascade 1 in Politics

2007-01-08 20:24:29 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

on your refridgerator ........ i have.....photos...magnets...
important papers.......
one magnet says....... FORGET THE DOG... BEWARE OF WIFE!

2007-01-08 20:24:25 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:24:14 · 8 answers · asked by tootsie 5 in Zoology

I have mine tomorrow. What can i expect and how long does it take?

2007-01-08 20:24:12 · 6 answers · asked by Serry's mum 5 in Pregnancy

how can i be sure?

2007-01-08 20:24:10 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

The reason why I'm asking these questions about Chiropractic is because my husband is a Chiropractor. He is going to open his own office soon and I'm helping him with some ideas about business and I'm doing the design and decorating. Your opinions as a chiropractic patient are very import to us and we could really benefit from knowing what a patient likes to see in their chiropractors office.


1. When it comes to lighting in the waiting room, would you rather have medium level lighting with stylish design or very brightly lit with standard office florescent lights?


2. Would you rather feel like you're going to an upscale luxury office with affordable prices or a standard, basic looking medical office with the same prices?


3. Would you as a patient feel better about having all of your treatment done in one private room of your own or would you rather do the exam in one room, then move to another room for your adjustment and then yet another room for your treatments?

Thank you all

2007-01-08 20:24:09 · 4 answers · asked by Erika 4 in Alternative Medicine

2007-01-08 20:23:59 · 10 answers · asked by ? 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-01-08 20:23:58 · 17 answers · asked by Miss B 2 in Weather

2007-01-08 20:23:50 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm 20 and I try and masterbate and nothing happens. Whats wrong with me?

2007-01-08 20:23:39 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-01-08 20:23:36 · 2 answers · asked by rainbow 1 in Music

2007-01-08 20:23:33 · 13 answers · asked by Damisha 1 in STDs

Mine was between the age of 16 to 25

2007-01-08 20:23:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

where can i contact and / or chat to the transvetite community for free? (its not the money, its the wife knowing)

or are any of you Transvestites, or know of any, who might chat by E-mail and messenger?

2007-01-08 20:23:11 · 11 answers · asked by meandthee 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender