All categories - 23 December 2006

2006-12-23 21:35:31 · 10 answers · asked by ceaser 2 in Television

2006-12-23 21:35:26 · 2 answers · asked by Nik 1 in Panaji

My cousin and I made a $10 limit on xmas presents this year. I don't want to shop. Can I just give her the cash?

2006-12-23 21:35:05 · 11 answers · asked by Princess 1 in Singles & Dating

Twas the night before Christmas
old Santa was pissed,
He cussd out the elves
and threw down his list.

Miserable little brats,
Ungrateful little jerks.
I have a good mind,
To scrap the whole works.

I've busted my ***
for damn near a year
Instead of "Thanks Santa" what do I hear..

The old lady bitches
cause I work late at night
the elves want more money
And the reindeer all fight.

Rudolph got drunk
and goosed all the maids.
Donner is Pregnant
Vixon has AIDS

And just when I thought
That things would get better,
The IRS,
They sent me a letter.

They say I owe taxes,
If that aint damn funny..
Who the hell ever
Sent Santa any money?

And the kids these days,
They all are the pits.
They want the impossible,
Those mean little shits.

I spent a whole year
Making wagons and sleds
with no request for them
They want computers and Robots,
They think I am IBM

If you think that is bad
Picture this..
Try holding those brats
with their pants full of piss.

They pull on my nose,
They grab at my beard
And if I don't smile,
The parents think I'm weird

Flying through the air,
Dodging the trees.
Falling down chimneys
And skinning my knees.

I quit this job,
There is just no enjoyment
I'm going to sit on my fat ***
And collect unemployment

There is NO Christmas this year
Now you know the reason
I found me a blonde
and heading SOUTH for the season....

2006-12-23 21:35:01 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

well i had to ask a question didnt i to say this but merry xmas to all out there and may you all be surrounded with light love and peace.

2006-12-23 21:34:43 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Holidays

I cant find it in limewire :s

2006-12-23 21:34:43 · 2 answers · asked by metal lover 1 in Television

what can i get my wife for xmas cos its xmas eve and i aint got her anything yet! she doesn't want jewellry, perfume, clothes,any household technowidgets, a holiday, she won't be interseted in any kind of spa day and my daughter says she has only got me a 10pound jumper! serious answers would be much appreciated! (she is 40 btw) thanks!

2006-12-23 21:34:21 · 10 answers · asked by name. 2 in Christmas

2006-12-23 21:34:19 · 12 answers · asked by ...... 2 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-12-23 21:34:15 · 3 answers · asked by is z 1 in Economics

A large nose in the western world is not attractive but, in Asian countries, it is highly desirable. Big bums in England aren't beautiful but many Africans find them irresistible. The eighteenth century favoured large voluptuous women and the 21st century favours miserable stick-insects ..... so is it a cultural difference only, or is there some universal idea of beauty that all ages and cultures could agree on?

2006-12-23 21:34:09 · 21 answers · asked by gorgeousfluffpot 5 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Yesterday I had a big bowl of cereal with milk. Had a "bad stomach" all day, general diarrhea- but no vomiting or fever. No blood. Today my husband noticed that the milk smelled bad. I seem to be getting rid of it all on my own without fever or big stomach pains. Would you call the doctor? (It's Christmas-no one is working!) Are there other things I should be worried about or looking for? I am 21 weeks pregnant. Thanks!

2006-12-23 21:34:08 · 8 answers · asked by Stephanie M 1 in Pregnancy

They could be past or present, mine would be Jim carey, Steve Irwin, Ozzy osbourne, Florence Nightingale and Rowan Atkinson!

2006-12-23 21:33:08 · 43 answers · asked by BABY BELL 3 in Celebrities

2006-12-23 21:33:06 · 3 answers · asked by mridul b 1 in Other - Social Science

were all the members gays?

2006-12-23 21:32:56 · 7 answers · asked by Mark L 1 in Music

Hes on the dole, drinks it all on cider and fags. I have a car, nice tv and savings. Is it a hope that i will throw in my car, home and savings in the bet, whilst he has to offer half a flaggon of cider, a ashtray full of butts and a half ripped porno mag...

Yeh right! Like as if ...

2006-12-23 21:32:43 · 9 answers · asked by lonely as a cloud 6 in Gambling

2006-12-23 21:32:30 · 1 answers · asked by sheila k 1 in Careers & Employment

Does nintendo ds cart contain internal battery? I heard it's just like a sd card. Considering the small size of a nds cartridge , fitting a battery into it would be a challenge.

2006-12-23 21:32:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Games & Gear

Vince Vaughn or Brad Pitt? I'm gonna have to go with Vince.

2006-12-23 21:32:08 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-23 21:32:05 · 23 answers · asked by david 12345 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-12-23 21:31:42 · 1 answers · asked by annalebouf 1 in Philippines

After Rumsfeld vacated his position Cheney refers to him as being the greatest secretary of defense to have ever served in that position of all time. Dose he truly believe this or is it just another lie in a laughable, comically misguided attempt to dupe the general public in an effort to do damage control for the republican party?

2006-12-23 21:31:38 · 13 answers · asked by daizzddre 4 in Politics

I've heard of so many who so called then move objects with their mind, etc. Why is it you never see it on tv or the news or anything like that? Is there even "real" clips on the net, not some trick. I wonder why those who claim to do it don't video tape it.

2006-12-23 21:31:38 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Paranormal Phenomena

is it true that characteristic feature of indian culture in different periods of india's history has been 'unity and diversity'?discuss with 3 suitable examples.

2006-12-23 21:31:36 · 3 answers · asked by rimi 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

hi i have a ford focus and was just wondering if u have to change the 2 parts together its a ford focus saloon 1.6 (2000) if this helps
thanks in advance

2006-12-23 21:31:13 · 10 answers · asked by donna c 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

i have this problem where i feel really bad rejecting guys, as a result, I unpurposely end up leading them on.

What do you do if a guy asks for your phoen number, i usually say "i havea bf", but i get the usual response " we can be friends." is it too rude to just say "i dont like you!"

2006-12-23 21:30:53 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I have heard that their is a gene dubbed as "The angry gene" and is located as part of the Y chromosome. Have there been any efforts to isolate and iradicate this gene?

2006-12-23 21:30:52 · 2 answers · asked by ANASTASIA_NIKOLAIEVNA_ROMANOVA 3 in Biology

2006-12-23 21:30:45 · 7 answers · asked by renganathan g 2 in Mathematics

Santa I left u a glass of milk and chocolate chippies.Merry Christmas to all the Santas out there.

2006-12-23 21:30:45 · 17 answers · asked by Zexyana 3 in Christmas

2006-12-23 21:30:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Search Engine Optimization

2006-12-23 21:30:25 · 9 answers · asked by Arnoux 4 in Religion & Spirituality