An 86 year old man walks into a crowded doctor's office.
As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks,
"Yes sir, may I help you?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became aggravated & said,
"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that!"
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong & I told you," he said.
"Because" replies the receptionist. "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people! You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something & then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked
"Ah, Yes, How can I help you Sir."
"There's something wrong with my ear" he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear sir?"
"I can't get an erection," the man replied.
2006-12-22
20:01:19
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