An 86 year old man walks into a crowded doctor's office.
As he approaches the desk, the receptionist asks,
"Yes sir, may I help you?"
"There's something wrong with my penis," he replied.
The receptionist became aggravated & said,
"You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that!"
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong & I told you," he said.
"Because" replies the receptionist. "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people! You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something & then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked
"Ah, Yes, How can I help you Sir."
"There's something wrong with my ear" he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly & smiled knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear sir?"
"I can't get an erection," the man replied.
2006-12-22 20:01:19 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Imao........... i giv you 9/10 for that one and 10/10 for the silly old man!! Imagine how upset the nurse wud have been Talk about embarrassing. Anyways gud one!
Merry Xmas:)
2006-12-22 20:17:49 · answer #1 · answered by tasha 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The doctor said " nothing unusual only horses and maybe Donkeys get erection of Ears."
2006-12-23 05:50:52 · answer #2 · answered by shribharatpshubh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10. Good one!
2006-12-23 06:04:23 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad......old man penis jokes rule.......heres a few riddles
How does a guy Know when he reaches male menapause.......
When he sits down on the toilet and his balls hit the water
What do guys with twelve inch penises eat for breakfast,,,,,,
This morning I had cornflakes......
2006-12-23 04:33:56 · answer #4 · answered by James O only logical answer D 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a very funny one!
Thank you for making me laugh today:)
2006-12-23 05:50:40 · answer #5 · answered by AlisonJonshon 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL. I can just imagine this happening. LOL.
Have a great day!
2006-12-28 08:51:23 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha.......... nice going there..........
2006-12-26 11:09:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋