General John J. Pershing effectively discouraged Muslim terrorists in the Philippines by killing them and burying their bodies with pigs.
If we put a baby pig on every airline flight, then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped 100,000 pigs into Gaza, I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!
They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol; thus, we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of moonshine, get them drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.
In the film "The Real Glory," Dr. Bill Canavan, an American Army doctor in 1906 Manila "tries to protect the native population from ruthless invaders" (i.e., "Muslim fanatics"). At one point in the film, the Dr. Canavan character drapes a captured Muslim in a pigskin and proclaims that now all slain Muslim rebels will go to hell.
2006-12-20
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