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General John J. Pershing effectively discouraged Muslim terrorists in the Philippines by killing them and burying their bodies with pigs.

If we put a baby pig on every airline flight, then all suicide terrorists would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to hell. Additionally, if we drop shipped 100,000 pigs into Gaza, I think our recon and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs A LOT!

They are also adamantly opposed to alcohol; thus, we spike their water supply with a few thousand gallons of moonshine, get them drunk and turn the pigs loose. The war would be over in a weekend.

In the film "The Real Glory," Dr. Bill Canavan, an American Army doctor in 1906 Manila "tries to protect the native population from ruthless invaders" (i.e., "Muslim fanatics"). At one point in the film, the Dr. Canavan character drapes a captured Muslim in a pigskin and proclaims that now all slain Muslim rebels will go to hell.

2006-12-20 23:22:56 · 4 answers · asked by Ivri_Anokhi 6 in Society & Culture Mythology & Folklore

Velvet Rose would like us to respect terrorists, but she doesn't care about the rights of the victims.

What drugs is she taking?

2006-12-24 05:15:44 · update #1

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so the solution is pigs eh? pigs, pigs running amok everywhere -- but look at those terrorists run! how about we replace the warheads on the missiles with pigs as well?

2006-12-21 01:53:11 · answer #1 · answered by Zee 6 · 0 0

In my opinion I believe the following:

* That everyone should respect the body when it is dead. I find it morbid, when I hear of anyone kick the dead or do otherwise or even say anything about the dead.

*The fact that you want to "spike" the water supply says a lot about your character too. The water supply is for all mankind and it will affect whoever drinks it and the ecological system.

* I think in order to gain respect, you should give respect too.
" Do unto your others as you do unto yourself."

I find what you say very negative as you asked the question then answered it yourself.

Remedy: Stay off drugs :o

2006-12-24 05:03:52 · answer #2 · answered by VelvetRose 7 · 1 1

Just living human kind with lost sense of direction in planet of apes.
Blindly following ghostly kitchen's ghost stories and ghostly modern history of failures and horrors of the past from the graveyards in planet of apes.
Blindly following The Mummy with two hands stretching out blindly searching the way back to the graveyards and bringing them all back too to their early graves in planet of apes.
Wonder why they self discriminate themselves in following our creator and enjoy living in misery in planet of apes?
While others were at loss and blurr on what is wrong with them in planet of apes.
At loss they were making a monkey out of themselves living in misery in planet of apes.
Wonder how the blind were leading the blind were still primitive in planet of apes.

2006-12-20 23:54:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Former islamic terrorist gives up their dirty secrets

http://shoebat.com

Simple as that.

2006-12-21 06:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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