A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
Guy: ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
Guy: ''We don't have a maid.''
Woman: ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
Guy: ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
Maid: ''Ummm, She’s upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming & says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What do I have to do?''
Guy: ''I want you to get my gun from the desk & shoot the ***** & the JERK she's with!!!''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps & then two shots are heard.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Dump them in the swimming pool until I get back!''
Maid: ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Ummm, Is this 567-5309?''
2006-12-09
21:30:06
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