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Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink" and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink".

Pepsi will market the new "concoction" by the name of "Mount & Do".

2006-12-09 21:32:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

Rock on Neo!

2006-12-09 21:34:57 · answer #1 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1 0

i do no longer think of so. I even have been eating green tea for 2 years now and that i haven't skilled this variety of result which you stated. If something, i've got spoke of that it eased my menstrual cramps, yet that's totally very nearly it. I even have not encountered any examining ingredients on or off the internet which says that green tea can hasten menstrual cycles.

2016-10-14 09:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Yeah, and there are two new cereals on the market too. One is called "Snatch". You don't need any milk, you eat it straight out of the box. Another is called "Queerios". You pour them in a bowl and watch them eat each other. McDonald's has a new sandwich, called a McJackson, named after Michael Jackson. It consists of 48 year old meat on a 10 year old bun....

2006-12-10 01:51:25 · answer #3 · answered by Wee W 3 · 1 0

Hehe u rocks yar as the 1st answerer said

2006-12-09 21:42:21 · answer #4 · answered by Pd 6 · 1 0

LOLZ.. hehe.. ya.. rite..

they also announced that they need few people to volunteer to try it out before the marketing begins..

..ur name was 1st in the list..

2006-12-09 21:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

where do you get this stuff? If you ever write a book, holla at me. That was funny. I love PEPSI too.

2006-12-09 22:20:56 · answer #6 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 1 0

hey cool man, lmao.

2006-12-09 22:24:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahaha

2006-12-09 23:25:29 · answer #8 · answered by booyah™ 7 · 1 0

LOL. Really?!! LOL. LOL.

Good One!

2006-12-10 00:20:45 · answer #9 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1 0

.........why dont we just call it cola-nuts?

2006-12-09 22:00:53 · answer #10 · answered by police 6 · 1 0

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