A guy dials his home and a strange woman answers.
Guy: ''Who is this?''
''This is the maid,'' answers the woman.
Guy: ''We don't have a maid.''
Woman: ''I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.''
Guy: ''Well, this is her husband. Is she there?''
Maid: ''Ummm, She’s upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.''
The guy is fuming & says to the maid, ''Listen, would you like to make $50,000?''
The maid says, ''What do I have to do?''
Guy: ''I want you to get my gun from the desk & shoot the ***** & the JERK she's with!!!''
The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps & then two shots are heard.
The maid comes back to the phone, ''What do I do with the bodies?''
The man says, ''Dump them in the swimming pool until I get back!''
Maid: ''But you don't have a pool.''
A long pause and the man says, ''Ummm, Is this 567-5309?''
2006-12-09 21:30:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh God! Out of my seat! Thats was just perfect and mega-funny!
2006-12-09 21:33:06 · answer #1 · answered by (^_^) 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was real funny. I must say you are a pro at this. Much luv sweetie.
2006-12-09 22:24:00 · answer #2 · answered by Cinnamon 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hehehehehehe i could prefer to counter your comedian tale With this one: One couple is discussing approximately their previous, recent and destiny. The husband asks his spouse: “If I die, with whom you will stay?” spouse spoke back with unhappy temper: “With my sister”. Then spouse additionally asked to Husband: “With whom you will stay if I died?” Husband spoke back: “i'll stay including your sister too.”
2016-12-30 05:20:47 · answer #3 · answered by levatt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeh ok, but i saw it coming. 5/10
2006-12-09 22:28:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
.........and the moral of the story being ........
Always kill them only if you catch them red handed!
Nice one there. Thanx 4 d laf.
2006-12-09 22:07:37 · answer #5 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's 867-5309 isn't it?
2006-12-09 21:32:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.. hahaha... thats a very good joke... thanx
2006-12-09 21:34:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe ~ wrong number ~ i think it shall be 00420
2006-12-09 21:39:01 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha!!!
2006-12-09 22:46:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Oops! LOL.
2006-12-10 00:19:52 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋