All categories - 6 December 2006

Uh.. might be a big problem. I don't know what to do about it.

2006-12-06 17:02:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

hi,
i am 5.6" do un think its a samll height

2006-12-06 17:02:56 · 13 answers · asked by C J 1 in Men's Health

i luv gardening n like bonsai plants alot.

2006-12-06 17:02:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Home & Garden

On a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.

Early one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the pasture, she saw that the family's only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?

In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.

Now the oldest son woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow!), and he decided to go down to the river and drown himself.

When he got to the river, he discovered a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, "I've seen all and know the reason for your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore your parents and the cow to you."

The son agreed to try, but after four times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in the river.

Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.

The mermaid said to him, "If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything right." And while the son tried his best (seven times!), it was not enough to satisfy the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.

The youngest son woke up and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw himself in.

And there he also met the mermaid. "I have seen all that has happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen times in a row."

The young son replied, "Is that all? Why not twenty times in a row?"

The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he said, "Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row?" And even as she was reluctantly agreeing to his request, he said, "Why not THIRTY times in a row?"

Finally, she said, "Enough!! Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then I will bring everybody back to perfect health." Then the young son asked, "Wait! How do I know that thirty times in a row won't kill you like it did the cow?"

2006-12-06 17:02:47 · 10 answers · asked by ♣valentine melons♣ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

THE WORD: SENTENCE- I was reading and studying the word the other day and when I was looking something up in the concordance I seen the word “sentence” in the description. At that point the Lord impressed upon me more about the word “sentence”. The word “sentence” defined as: A group of organized words that expresses a complete thought. We also use the word sentence in the case of when someone is convicted of a crime and a sentence or judgment is passed determining the individuals punishment for the crime he or she has committed. The Lord revealed to me that every time we speak we are making sentences. Not just in the sense of forming a group of words conveying a complete thought, but in the sense of passing judgments on someone or something whether they be good or bad depending on their content. Everything we say conveys life or death sentences. When God said: I set before you cursing and blessing, death and life, choose life. He was not just referring to actions, but what we say also

2006-12-06 17:02:39 · 27 answers · asked by ? 4 in Religion & Spirituality

What happened to brock lesnar?

2006-12-06 17:02:35 · 15 answers · asked by Frans 2 in Wrestling

2006-12-06 17:02:25 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

the linkage of the glucose units is 1,4 beta rather than alpha, the linkage of the glucose units is 1,4 alpha rather than beta, the linkage of the glucose units is 1,6 beta rather than alpha, the linkage of the glucose units is 1,6 alpha rather than beta, or none of those.

2006-12-06 17:02:21 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

not about relidion

2006-12-06 17:02:21 · 12 answers · asked by princton_girl 2 in Astronomy & Space

I carelessly discarded a packet of triffid seeds behind the garden shed....now there is a thriving colony of triffids behind there. They are decimating the local wildlife and pets. Also I think the postman has gone missing....I found his postbag behind the shed.

I cannot get close enought to apply weedkiller without becoming lunch. These critters are now roaming the garden and becoming dangerous....they are playing havoc with my petunias.

any ideas?

2006-12-06 17:02:18 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

nothing! i've been on for a few hours and nothin' on answers is here and i can recieve points but if i leave then they r all gone..everything..i restarted.i can't remember anything else and i don't know if i'll get ur answers but i'll try..THX...L

2006-12-06 17:02:18 · 1 answers · asked by ben and lisa h 3 in Other - Hardware

well when a guy asks u why u have this keychain on ur backpack
and then when the teacher says ur name he says there's a (ur name) in our clas????(and ur pretty sure he knows ur name)
is he trying to annoy me or what?
im fine with it either way i guess haha
= ]
Well, as in i am fine with it if he does or doesn't like me hahahahaha
= )
lol
THANK.YOU.SO.MUCH!

2006-12-06 17:02:17 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Adolescent

2006-12-06 17:02:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

their is one problem that i am married but not living with my wife because i am not accpeted her and we do not have any relationship not in past also now i want to have breakup but dont know how it will happen as in past i am not ready for this marriege but due to my parents i had to do that now now my parents also realise that they had done worng but the breakup is not easy as my wife parents have are very strong in society (their are in Police) so what shoul i do now i cant forgate my college girls i know where she is working and where she lives but due to this problem i cannot face to her i am VERY VERY DEPRESSED i dont no what will going to happen in my life and from i week i am not seen that girl in her work palce and even at her home i know two freinds of her but i cant ask about her as i dont know them what whould i do i am very confused noe i need suggestion form you freinds

2006-12-06 17:02:14 · 11 answers · asked by satyen 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I MEAN SLEEP U PERV!

2006-12-06 17:02:13 · 21 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Go To Youtube and search Tip Toe Through the Tulips then Anwser!

2006-12-06 17:02:06 · 2 answers · asked by zman1687 1 in Music

2006-12-06 17:01:48 · 37 answers · asked by sly r 2 in Comics & Animation

last year we went on this trip to mexico and my best friend started going out with this guy ive known since 5th grade.he recently told me he liked me and i do not know what to do. my best friend hates him, and i dont hate him, but i dont like hi either.i like HIS 2 friends as more than friends too.i know this is silly but i dont know what to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-12-06 17:01:32 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous 2 in Singles & Dating

"there are can be no real freedom without freedom to fail"
and " forgotten is forgiven "
i don't know the meaning of these quote .. can some1 help me ...
thanx

2006-12-06 17:01:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Quotations

what kind of production studio is good for some who wants 2 make sick beats and produce their own music? Ive seen production studios and keyboards on samash.com but what is good for me?

2006-12-06 17:01:16 · 1 answers · asked by Chris 1 in Music

from passing gas, i have tried so many ways to change my eating habbits and for some weird reason i still pass gas, and its getting embarresing, specially now that i have a bf, and has told me it happens while i am asleep....please help me understand what's wrong with me, and how can i stop it from happening. PLEASE NO OFFENSIVE ANSWERS OR REMARKS.

2006-12-06 17:01:10 · 11 answers · asked by ? 1 in Women's Health

My daughter is allergic to ginger - I wanted her to experience the fun of making a gingerbread house, but since she is only four, know she will want to eat it as well. Any suggestions on how to go about this without using ginger?

2006-12-06 17:01:06 · 9 answers · asked by kgallinger66 2 in Cooking & Recipes

I was in the pub with my mate's GF and she started sayiny that she can't wait to go home and put on a porno and play with her bean - Do other women do this to porn cause I always thought it was a male thing

2006-12-06 17:01:02 · 17 answers · asked by deb_star_82 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I Hope its a best mehod to Tease women .. and Girls.i love o do ... and try to make them feel happy. TEASING TEATING TEASING .. WHAT ARE THE WAYS ... AND HOW TO DO THAT

2006-12-06 17:00:56 · 4 answers · asked by shen_here 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-06 17:00:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-06 17:00:48 · 2 answers · asked by michael v 1 in Other - Computers

I have been with bf for 2 1/2 yrs and hes been telling since 6 months into the relationship he's wanted to marry me. For 1 1/2yrs he said he would prob. propose to me when I graduated(this was mostly drunk talk). I'm about to grad. and hes changed his mind and said he wants to see how I do in the working world with my own job, so i can suppt myself. I asked him if he could give me an idea of when we would get engaged, and he said he can't be on a schedule. To give me a rough idea, he said "it won't be another five years, cause I know you would break up with me by then." Well he talks about us having kids together like its gonna happen soon. I've tried on rings. He told his mom he wanted to marry me. I feel like I was tricked, because he used to imply we would get engaged when I graduated. Should i even trust that he wants to get married? He broke up with his last gf because she wanted to get married, and he told her he did not want to marry her.

2006-12-06 17:00:43 · 7 answers · asked by Girlygurl 1 in Marriage & Divorce