Subject: never test a woman
> >
> > Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
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> > little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
> > night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your
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> > mother, and said, Here - try these on."
> >
> > She did and said," these are too big. I can't wear them."
> >
> > I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
> > will."
> >
> > Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
> >
> > "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
> > his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try
> > these on."
> >
> > She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
> >
> > Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
> > will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
> >
> >
> >
> > Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here
>
> > - you try on mine."
> >
> > He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
> >
> >
> >
> > Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude,
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> > you never will."
>
2006-11-21
20:41:07
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