Subject: never test a woman
> >
> > Mike was going to be married to Karen so his father sat him down for a
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> > little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
> > night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your
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> > mother, and said, Here - try these on."
> >
> > She did and said," these are too big. I can't wear them."
> >
> > I replied, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
> > will."
> >
> > Ever since that night, we have never had any problems.
> >
> > "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try. On
> > his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here - try
> > these on."
> >
> > She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit me."
> >
> > Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
> > will. I don't want you to ever forget that."
> >
> >
> >
> > Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here
>
> > - you try on mine."
> >
> > He did and said, "I can't get into your pants."
> >
> >
> >
> > Karen said, "Exactly. And if you don't change your smart-*** attitude,
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> > you never will."
>
2006-11-21 20:41:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Trying to Conceive
thats was pretty good
2006-11-21 20:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by kamdens mommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It certainly did not only bring on a smile but paroxyms of laughter on both of us even if neither of the two wears pants. I don a nine-yards saree and he put on a loin cloth.
It was I who started. I asked for his loin cloth and got into it quite easily . I then gave him my saree(I did not actually undress. I had a spare one) and asked him to try on. Donning a 9-yards saree is quite a job and not all women can do it smartly. My man looked like a child swaddled in a cloth.
" Now you know who wears the saree in this house. Never forget it." I asked him.
Since then there has never been any problem between us.
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2006-11-21 20:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by Prabhakar G 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
humorous because it style of feels, it additionally carry an extremely stable lesson. SHe ought to have mentioned, "Love me for a reason, permit the reason be me." like the music is going. besides, its the two extreme and humorous. I laughed because of the fact the ending of his speech became very unpredicted. Many might have theory that he might tell her so, now , the place am i able to locate a reason to love you? and he closed the door and left...... lol
2016-10-17 09:16:19 · answer #3 · answered by gaffke 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, and sent it on to all the women in my work, so cheers for the wee laugh in a mid week morning, any more send them on!!!!!
2006-11-21 21:20:09 · answer #4 · answered by carrienicholson23 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww thank you that really cheered me up and put a smile on my face
2006-11-21 22:11:55 · answer #5 · answered by Foxy lady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it ,hubby loved it too. thanx for the laugh (and the 2 points)
2006-11-21 21:21:21 · answer #6 · answered by chocaholic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's fantastic! Thank you so much for that much needed giggle!
2006-11-21 22:00:24 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that's funny, made me laugh!
2006-11-22 01:40:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-22 01:02:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one.......that's feminism in action
2006-11-21 20:47:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋