All categories - 5 October 2006

2006-10-05 03:40:54 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

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(From: The Long Kiss Goodnight)

Nathan: Alice, please. Your dog, Alice. It and my appetite are mutually exclusive.

Alice: Well, what's wrong with the dog?

Nathan: Simple. He's been licking his ******* for the last three straight hours. I submit to you that there is nothing there worth more than an hour's attention. I should think that whatever he is attempting to dislodge is either gone for good, or there to stay. Wouldn't you agree?

2006-10-05 03:40:52 · 11 answers · asked by quay_grl 5 in Movies

2006-10-05 03:40:47 · 12 answers · asked by Chyna Sierra N 1 in Pregnancy

2006-10-05 03:40:44 · 4 answers · asked by Special 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:40:40 · 9 answers · asked by stargirl 3 in Television

me and my boyfriend used to always fight cause i would constantly catch him checking out one of my best friends.i mean,he would stare at her for hours on end.he wouldnt even look away when she would look at him and catch him staring.does that mean he liked her or wanted to sleep with her?and now we live 800 miles from her and hes been checking out my friends around here.i dont want him to even meet any of them cause it makes me so uncomfertable to wathch him sit there and stare at my friends.it makes me feel like he wants them more than me.so did he like my friend back at home and what does it mean if he stares at my friends and doesnt even aknowledge im there.?

2006-10-05 03:40:38 · 4 answers · asked by jenny p 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-10-05 03:40:36 · 21 answers · asked by venkat 1 in Cricket

Well the job pay period is monthly but every time it's time for payment there's a problem the first time it was that he didn't have all my information, so i made sure every thing was correct way before next pay time so now mind you he has contracts with different companies so i know for sure he has his payment when I realize my funds are not in my account i call him he doesn't answer for a week when he does he says he heard i wasn't working i say ok I have the time slips each manager signed he gets beligerent and hangs up the phone please tell me how to handle this?

2006-10-05 03:40:36 · 8 answers · asked by Freddie G 1 in Other - Business & Finance

2006-10-05 03:40:34 · 9 answers · asked by Chocolatetrader 1 in Garden & Landscape

I need to know how you cut African American woman's hair into a short hair style. Is there any info, on the internet.

2006-10-05 03:40:33 · 5 answers · asked by MiMi78 2 in Hair

Or do you give er all you've got??????

2006-10-05 03:40:32 · 29 answers · asked by itty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-10-05 03:40:29 · 17 answers · asked by cleo_alter_ego 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-10-05 03:40:24 · 9 answers · asked by Donald M 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

House of Carters. I know, I know, it's horrible, but its like
Flavor of love, i cant stop watching it to save my life! I guess my
question is has any of you watched house of carters, and how
far did you think these hicks set White people back?
God, theyre such white trash, I can't stand it.

2006-10-05 03:40:17 · 5 answers · asked by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 in Television

I'm American, born and raised, and of Hispanic background. My appearance is unmistakably Hispanic. Now, with all the issues with illegal immigration, I'm noticing attitudes, ugly stares, and even stupid remarks. Do I have to wear a shirt that says "I'm born in the U.S."?? Why can't people get it that not all Hispanics are illegal!

2006-10-05 03:40:15 · 7 answers · asked by karkondrite 4 in Other - Society & Culture

thanks in advance

2006-10-05 03:40:13 · 2 answers · asked by VUTTU 2 in Software

My 8 1/2 month old daughter wakes during the night, hysterical. The only thing that will calm her down is a bottle. (I know this because I've tried to console her for over 2 hours before giving in.)I've tried to feed her 'dinner' (food) and a bottle just before bed, to fill her up to sleep. But if she goes to bed at about 8:30, she is up before 1. If I give her a bottle, she will go right back down until about 5. After another bottle she'll sleep to about 8-8:30. I've just weened her from breastfeeding to bottle, could this be the problem? Or could this be caused by a growth spurt? How long will this last? Any suggestions for what I can do?

2006-10-05 03:40:10 · 10 answers · asked by ezgoin92 5 in Newborn & Baby

for a lot of reasons

2006-10-05 03:40:07 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

2006-10-05 03:40:02 · 14 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

It's the show with Jennie Garth and Amanda Bynes.

2006-10-05 03:39:59 · 5 answers · asked by goodhrtdgrl 2 in Television

If I would like to be a teacher, what are the advantages can you tell about being a teacher that could make me realize how important the teachers are?
What are the advantages that I can get when I become a teacher?
What inspiring words can you give me to help me decide to be a teacher someday?
What do teachers do?
What are their roles in the society?
Are teachers important?
please inspire me to be a teacher!
thank you!

2006-10-05 03:39:58 · 7 answers · asked by *HotPinkPirate* 1 in Teaching

After they banned pure ephedrine pills, I started taking ephedrine mixed with guaifenesin, which I bought at certain gas stations. Well now the gas stations I go to are not selling it any more and if they do, they have to ask for your license so they can copy your information. Why is that?

2006-10-05 03:39:56 · 7 answers · asked by V i P b A b Y 1 in Alternative Medicine

2006-10-05 03:39:54 · 35 answers · asked by JOHN M 1 in Corporations

He was the one who wrote Eragon and Eldest and Im anxiously waiting for the third. Can any one please tell me when its coming out? and what the name is gonna be? everything about it. please?

2006-10-05 03:39:53 · 1 answers · asked by vikky4all2006 1 in Other - Entertainment

We went to the Mall and I lost my wife tried to find her but ended up bringing home a younger model.when my wife got home (She had to hitchhike back) She was very very angry. Did I do something wrong ?

2006-10-05 03:39:51 · 18 answers · asked by Wondering If ? 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I predict that there will be some snow storms, and some hurricanes next summer. God told me.

If you have faith in the same God as I do, then you will believe me that I talked to God because of the power of my prophesies.

Is that ok and rational? Does that bother anyone?

Interesting, just a hypothetical, the God I talked to wants me to make it a rule that you can't eat spinach. Spinach to my God is an abomination. I am going to convert people to my religion and try and ban spinach.

Now what do you think of my religious believe? Kinda kooky maybe?

Now what if I said my God doesn't want people over 29 to get married and we need to make the definition of marriage fit in with what my God is saying.

Now what do you think about that idea, should my religious believes be used to define marriage in America? And don't forget, I am predicting snow and hurricanes, so you know God did talk to me.

2006-10-05 03:39:44 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-10-05 03:39:36 · 25 answers · asked by LeanneSELondon 1 in Other - Entertainment

I have a Motorola cell phone, and need drivers to allow WIndows XP to recognize it as a removable drive/thumbdrive. Any idea of websites where such might be available?

2006-10-05 03:39:25 · 3 answers · asked by aboukir200 5 in Software

Does anyone know of any jobs that provides room and board for the employees? Other than summer camps...
please help

2006-10-05 03:39:23 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

Do you have to hang on to the sticky lable or can you throw them once you have entered your code online?

2006-10-05 03:39:22 · 3 answers · asked by adiliber 2 in Parenting