All categories - 29 September 2006

A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man,
"This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.
Then he hands two bullets to the man and says,
"Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's penis off." The man takes another look through the scope and says,
"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"

2006-09-29 20:04:15 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-09-29 20:04:11 · 26 answers · asked by alexander_nutrov 1 in Cricket

i need the script to mostly : Angelas Men , Boy meets Real World , First Girfriends Club and Prom-ises Prom-ises oh and also Cutting the Cord Thank you if you could give me the link it would be awsome

2006-09-29 20:04:10 · 2 answers · asked by Trisha Mo 2 in Television

she has anemia

2006-09-29 20:04:04 · 4 answers · asked by maah n 1 in Women's Health

Hello ! First of all many thanks for giving me your valuable time. I am 9 Months Pregnant lady. Could you please just let me know the clear knowledge, that how I will come to know on any particular day....that now I am about yo deliver the Baby & I should go to Doctor NOW?......Will I get enough time to reach Hospital if suddenly, I feel Labor Pain ?....... Please let me know in detail what are the Main symptoms of labor pain?

2006-09-29 20:04:01 · 8 answers · asked by Dhirendra R 1 in Pregnancy

I am refinancing and my loan officer says that I have to pay $2000 for using escrow. Is there a way around it? I thought that escrow was unnecessary when refinancing. Isn't it needed only when purchasing or selling real estate property?

2006-09-29 20:03:51 · 6 answers · asked by Tatyanna N 1 in Renting & Real Estate

Can anyone give me some tips on how to write good college essays?Please be informative.

2006-09-29 20:03:38 · 7 answers · asked by ilovealilandry 2 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-09-29 20:03:30 · 21 answers · asked by jas3tm 3 in Religion & Spirituality

I really need to know cause i like charmed! Plz reply to lilbrava@hotmail.com OR rull_brandon@yahoo.com OR right here
When is CHARMED SEASON 8 out on DVD!?!?!

2006-09-29 20:03:05 · 2 answers · asked by Brandon 3 in Television

I am so confused about which sex to go for, i just don't know what to do anymore. I like to look at guys and girls. With a girl i want to be the 'guy' in the relationship. Be romantic for them. And with a guy i'd be the girl (of course) but most guys i meet these days are just jerks and i can't get a real relationship with them. Guys mostly just make me frustrated now. I just don't know what to think. Am i bi or lesbian? Or maybe i'm transgendered? I would like to have a honest insight about this from someone who wont look down on me about this.

2006-09-29 20:03:03 · 22 answers · asked by perseusevns 2 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-09-29 20:02:58 · 34 answers · asked by Sky 2 in Music

They were all involved and Dick Cheney had the idea, I dont understand how they got away with it, and why the investigation is reopned. Al quida had nothing to do with it.

All the evidence is right here:

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=76296974&blogID=160409200&MyToken=24515073-e2ba-4d6e-9a5d-5412ab2b46d8

2006-09-29 20:02:58 · 11 answers · asked by reopen911.org 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-09-29 20:02:54 · 6 answers · asked by shashi s 1 in Other - Diseases

I want to form a Political Party that bases its self solly on Biblical Principles and serving God.

Through this I wish to weed out the corruption in the republic and restore, the rights of the parents, citizens, and do away with all federal taxes and allow the Customs agency full authority to collect Fines, Fees, and Tarrifs, perscribed by the Executive branch.

I would like to get rid of all the sales tax of the States and implament a 2% sales tax that is included in the prices, and will be used to fund the Federal Government.

There is allot more I want to change, especially bringing all levels of Government back to its christian roots.


Do you support that? Please give me intelligent suggestions.

2006-09-29 20:02:42 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-09-29 20:02:42 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

I am a witness to an accident that occured in a nearby state. I'm concerned that I may be called to testify without much advance notice.

How much notice do I need to be given? Please keep in mind that I live in another state than the location of the trial.

2006-09-29 20:02:37 · 3 answers · asked by steven 3 in Law & Ethics

1. Nokia N73 Music Edition
2. Sony Ericsson W830i

Thanks!

2006-09-29 20:02:33 · 3 answers · asked by Emily 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

each time windows pops up saying it has found a problem and needs to close and sends off an error report. Has anyone solved this issue I have disabled norton configuered pop up blockers entered allowed list in the popup blocker removed yahoo block list from norton any other idea's anyone Thankyou

2006-09-29 20:02:22 · 2 answers · asked by Eric C 4 in Other - Entertainment

I don't want to waste my time hitting on a girl if she's not going to give it up later on. Is there a way to tell if a girl is going to put out or if she's a prude?

2006-09-29 20:02:19 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

when is the indian film jaanemann relesing
got to know

2006-09-29 20:02:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

guys i refuse dates cuz its more than looks or money taht i look for in a guy .Do u date just about ne1..and m not conceited and never play games..i think he liked me cuz he kept on saying that he missed me like there was no morning or nite..,..well 4 that i kno if a guy is jus physically attracted he dusnt get in 2ur day 2 day details..so i assumed he is in 2 me..may b i was wrong ..,but it hurt cuz i really liked him so much ..and if it was a game thats sily and by calling him i dont want him 2 get the satisfaction of keeping me wanting ,..i wish he calls me up and then i will dump him

2006-09-29 20:02:09 · 6 answers · asked by benazir 1 in Singles & Dating

what is the only animal that if you killed everyone of them on the planet today... you could just breed more the next day???

2006-09-29 20:02:08 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What makes Demi much seductive despite of her age?

2006-09-29 20:01:58 · 7 answers · asked by pretty me 1 in Skin & Body

2006-09-29 20:01:55 · 8 answers · asked by isabela d 1 in Singles & Dating

Today I tried cashing a Liberty Bank & Trust loan check ($2,110.00) at one of our two local Region's Bank branch and, this branch is the first I've ever been to because it's further away from me. Anyway, this lady told me (without doing any checking on my account) that the check could not be cashed unless I had the check amount face value in my checking account. I told them that doesn't seem right because I always cash my work checks with the other local Region's bank branch without a problem (and I almost never have the check face value in my checking account). Then the lady said that my job check must be issued by Regions. And I said no, that's not the case. Then they said that that's not possible and that I was wrong. I was really upset at this point. So, I said whatever and left to the other Regions Bank (the one I go to all the time + more diverse) and they cashed my check without a problem. I feel like I have been discriminated upon because I'm latino. Have I been discriminated?

2006-09-29 20:01:52 · 4 answers · asked by xeddyx 2 in Law & Ethics

I am scared of taking pills. My mother abused prescription pills, and being her daughter I do not want to follow in her footsteps. I am on heart pills, because of my thyroid, I guess, and then I am Clonsepam for anxiety. I feel like I am going nuts, I really do. I almost feel my daughter would be better off without me around, and I know this is not true. Ij have a new granddaughter, fisrt granddaughter, and a great daughter. I have everything to live for. Help me some how, maybe?

2006-09-29 20:01:46 · 12 answers · asked by Sunshine Lynn Otnes 1 in Other - Diseases

2006-09-29 20:01:39 · 24 answers · asked by justme 4 in Polls & Surveys

But this year they decide to invite some women because the cabin always gets so squalid. So they each invite a date for a fun filled romantic adventure weekend. Shortly after they arrive the men go off fishing leaving the women to clean up the cabin. The women realize they have been brought along to do the cooking and cleaning. Suddenly there is a blizzard. What happens next?

2006-09-29 20:01:20 · 15 answers · asked by Lleh 6 in Other - Arts & Humanities

1. Confession? (If you're Catholic, explain to me why you go to a priest instead of asking God's forgiveness directly?)

2. Divorce? I've heard some say no biggie, God forgives anything & everything. Others say NO WAY, since Jesus was flat out against it in the bible.

4. Mary? Not that she is worshiped as some people believe, but rather adored as the mother of Jesus. Some religions forbid even discussing her, yet others have Fatima.

5. Do you believe in the devil? If so, why don't more people expect and recognize evil and avoid it? (I know, the devil is tricky, etc. But, wouldn't a true believer catch on and avoid temptations, and the like?)

6. How many believe in demons? Anyone physically seen one or do most believe they're invisible, figment of imagination, etc.

Call the questions dumb and stupid or otherwise. I'm just wondering what most people believe.

2006-09-29 20:01:07 · 13 answers · asked by Crazy Lady 1 in Religion & Spirituality