A man who just got a raise decides to buy a new scope for his rifle. He goes to a rifle shop, and asks the clerk to show him a scope.The clerk takes out a scope, and says to the man,
"This scope is so good, you can see my house all the way up on that hill."
The man takes a look through the scope, and starts laughing.
"What's so funny?" asks the clerk.
"I see a naked man and a naked woman running around in the house," the man replies.
The clerk grabs the scope from the man, and looks at his house.
Then he hands two bullets to the man and says,
"Here are two bullets, I'll give you this scope for nothing if you take these two bullets, shoot my wife's head off and shoot the guy's penis off." The man takes another look through the scope and says,
"You know what? I think I can do that with one shot!"
2006-09-29 20:04:15 · 16 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Pretty good.
2006-09-29 20:08:21 · answer #1 · answered by hmmm... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good but i want to know if he got the scope.
2006-09-29 20:16:58 · answer #2 · answered by saturn 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-18 05:56:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny. 7/10
2006-09-29 23:00:11 · answer #4 · answered by lusktuffar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but a Goodie.
2006-09-29 20:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, tis an oldie but nonetheless funny!
Peace
-Wallabies!
2006-09-29 20:16:07 · answer #6 · answered by WALLABIES!!!-x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. That's a goodie. LOL.
Thanks for the laugh!
2006-09-30 13:19:48 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Hun 9
**Hugs**
2006-09-30 00:50:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really really humorous, one of the best joke i have heard in the recent
2006-09-29 20:17:02 · answer #9 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, dang, oh ****, man man man man, you have comedy, dang I LOL so hard I farted, LOL, your funny man, that joke was sick
2006-09-29 20:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋