But this year they decide to invite some women because the cabin always gets so squalid. So they each invite a date for a fun filled romantic adventure weekend. Shortly after they arrive the men go off fishing leaving the women to clean up the cabin. The women realize they have been brought along to do the cooking and cleaning. Suddenly there is a blizzard. What happens next?
2006-09-29 20:01:20 · 15 answers · asked by Lleh 6 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
You're no fun, xsilverst.
2006-09-29 20:09:10 · update #1
The cabin almost get's overwhelmed by hairy snow apes...but the men get home just in time to beat the hairy apes down. As a reward, the women cuddle up to their brave men as they all watch the fire...
No wait, that's not Politically Correct...ok it's snowing badly and the men don't come home. So around dinner time, the women go out searching & find tracks.
Following the tracks, the women soon find huge
hairy tracks that are alongside the tracks of their men?!@ It's getting dark & soon the women see a campfire ahead.
In the eery light of the fire & sunset, the women see a fantastic sight-several of their men are down but the other men are desperatly fighting off a large band of very hairy snow apes.
The men apparently have run out of ammo and/or their guns have jammed. Dang, didn't their wives tell em to clean their guns? Fighting
tooth & nail, the final two guys are overwhelmed & go down in one large hairy ball of fighting...
Amongst the women, Hillary has a handgun and as they approach the big, stinkin hairy apes***
Hillary shoots three shots & one of the apes goes down. The rest scatter into the blizzard & oncoming darkness...
Mysteriously there are bannana peels...and the next day the ape tracks are followed to retired
Anthropologist, Professor's Dunlagen's cabin...
No one has seen him since he was mauled in a zoo in 1987 vowing "I'll get those apes even if I have to create Monster apes."
***Charlton Heston anyone? ("keep your stinkin paws off of me!")
2006-09-29 20:37:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The women are trapped in the cabin and they nag eachother to death.
What happened to the men? Mind your own business broad.
2006-09-29 20:07:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The men become frozen popsicles and the women inherit million dollar life insurance policies from each of their guys.
Then they all men more men and never need to clean up after them.
2006-09-29 20:04:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
You can't bring women on a drinking...I mean hunting trip! That's your mans own personal time to get away from you.
2006-09-29 20:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by Stryker 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
they change the lock on . but wait who is that knocking at the door but the wifes of the fisherman . and now they are looking for the men on the bottom of the lake
2006-09-29 20:07:53 · answer #5 · answered by dalecollins64 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
These men are married and never invite their wives, but invited DATES!! Is that correct? THE SCOUNDRELS !!!
2006-09-29 22:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by Patti C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the women lock the doors and freeze out the men.
2006-09-29 20:03:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
the men freeze and die with their pants down and their secret exposed. They were gay and when they went "Fishing" they were, well... you know...
2006-09-29 20:05:12 · answer #8 · answered by Guywiththehir 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
the men freeze their nuts off and are incapable of having children.
2006-09-29 20:02:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
brokeback mountain
2006-09-29 20:03:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋