All categories - 20 August 2006

Coalition Spokeman *
The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled transition of power. From now on chicken is responsible for its own decisions.
Halliburton*
We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004.
Muqtada al-Sadr*
The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.
US Army Military Police*
We were directed to prepare the chicken to cross the road. As part of these preparations, individual soldiers ran over the chicken repeatedly and then plucked the chicken. We deeply regret the occurrence of any chicken rights violations.
Al Jazeera TV*
The chicken was forced to cross the road multiple times at gunpoint by a large group of occupation soldiers according to eye-witness

2006-08-20 22:05:08 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

is there one song that always brings back memories for you ?, good or bad.
which one and why ?

2006-08-20 22:04:58 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-20 22:04:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-08-20 22:04:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Family & Relationships

I will be moving to vancouver shortly & intend to indulge in my favourite hobby in a big way.I have seen gold claims for sale offered by companies such as Gpex at very cheap prices.I wonder if there are a lot of hidden costs.

2006-08-20 22:04:26 · 3 answers · asked by rockhound 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

Jim Carrey, John Roberts (news), Avril Lavigne, Martin Short.....all Canadians...it is a plot to infiltrate our American entertainment industry...what can we do???

2006-08-20 22:04:23 · 8 answers · asked by Mark M 1 in Celebrities

I am trying to make a device that is computer controlled. It is essentially a robot. I would like to be able to control it from my computer through the USB port. Does anyone know of some site online that would help me learn how to make something like this?

2006-08-20 22:04:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

2006-08-20 22:04:21 · 4 answers · asked by surya.sanyal 1 in Skin & Body

2006-08-20 22:04:17 · 12 answers · asked by superman 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

tooo funny.......
>
> One day a man came home from work and was greeted by his wife,
> dressed in a sexy nightie.
>
> "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
>
> So, he tied her up and went golfing.

2006-08-20 22:03:48 · 33 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

why do u believe in the answer u hve given?is it bcz of family influence...society or wht?

2006-08-20 22:03:40 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

This man is screaming at the cat to jump dowm off of a door or something.

2006-08-20 22:03:39 · 4 answers · asked by jenn 3 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-20 22:03:36 · 13 answers · asked by sam o 1 in Other - Arts & Humanities

What's the deal? I scanned the interenet for information on it. Some say go for it. Some say stay away from it because it will fry your hair like burnt barbie hair in a toaster. Some say it doesn't work at all. I can't get a clear idea on it.

And worst of all, I can't find pics - though I heard that Tyra Banks uses the Yuko system (but she still wears a weave most times when she's out. Possible damage?). Have you or anyone you know with black hair had any experiance with Japanese perms. Do you have pics availible. I'm really curious and I would like to know more about it.

I'd be extremely grateful on any solid pieces of information!

2006-08-20 22:03:34 · 3 answers · asked by kitt 4 in Hair

2006-08-20 22:03:31 · 15 answers · asked by A True Gentleman 5 in Politics

tell some one that yu strongly dislike them without hurting there feeling???

2006-08-20 22:03:09 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I want to win, and I might to do Sum 41's In Too Deep...(maybe)

2006-08-20 22:03:07 · 12 answers · asked by Toshiba S 2 in Music

my fav actor is mel gibson. who yours??

2006-08-20 22:03:01 · 24 answers · asked by alan h 3 in Movies

2006-08-20 22:02:59 · 12 answers · asked by lost_in_thoughts 2 in Television

2006-08-20 22:02:55 · 10 answers · asked by Bashman 1 in Celebrities

You've heard of horror stories about people finding spit in their food, or foreign objects inside food. what would you do to the person if you caught them? would you sue the restaurant chain? would you beat the snot outta the person doing it? if you even suspect someone doing something, could you go to the health dept in your city and have the food analyzed?

2006-08-20 22:02:47 · 13 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Fast Food

i have problems starting my nissan almera tino every morning once started its ok i have to jump start it every day someone said its sucking air in someone else said it could be injectors i have not got a clue i canonly drive it nothing else, any help please.

vicki

2006-08-20 22:02:37 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

2006-08-20 22:02:31 · 1 answers · asked by chaitanya s 1 in Higher Education (University +)

i want to start making my own retro jewellry, got any ideas where can get plastic charms? you know like guitar charms, plastic icecreams and rollerskates and stuff.

2006-08-20 22:02:30 · 5 answers · asked by parisrulesok 1 in Hobbies & Crafts

2006-08-20 22:02:23 · 8 answers · asked by lokesh k 1 in Other - India

does anyone know where can I find information about how Online courseware works?and Why?...?

2006-08-20 22:02:23 · 1 answers · asked by hunter 1 in Internet

How much sorrow would we create until we realized that God was needed in our lives? For everyone around you could not be trusted, as you finally were told the truth. God was a lie to keep you thinking in things that don't exist. Like love, like goodness, kindness, charity, beauty, wealth, and all the other things you so much had faith in. Yes, indeed...kill your God...kill yourself...kill the world....for when I'm god, everyone dies....(a man)

2006-08-20 22:02:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

A priest and a rabbi are standing by the sidewalk one day when a young boy walks by. The priest whispers conspiratorily to the rabbi, " Lets take that little boy inside and fu## him". The rabbi says " Sure", then stops himself, looks at the rabbi with a puzzeled expression and says " Fu## him out of what?"

2006-08-20 22:02:15 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-20 22:02:13 · 17 answers · asked by The Quill 1 in Etiquette

2006-08-20 22:02:12 · 6 answers · asked by superman 1 in Other - Entertainment