Coalition Spokeman *
The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled transition of power. From now on chicken is responsible for its own decisions.
Halliburton*
We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004.
Muqtada al-Sadr*
The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.
US Army Military Police*
We were directed to prepare the chicken to cross the road. As part of these preparations, individual soldiers ran over the chicken repeatedly and then plucked the chicken. We deeply regret the occurrence of any chicken rights violations.
Al Jazeera TV*
The chicken was forced to cross the road multiple times at gunpoint by a large group of occupation soldiers according to eye-witness
2006-08-20
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