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Coalition Spokeman *
The fact that the Iraqi chicken crossed the road affirmatively demonstrates that decision-making authority has been transferred to the chicken well in advance of the scheduled transition of power. From now on chicken is responsible for its own decisions.
Halliburton*
We were asked to help the chicken cross the road. Given the inherent risk of road crossing and the rarity of chickens, this operation will only cost the US government $326,004.
Muqtada al-Sadr*
The chicken was a tool of the evil Coalition and will be killed.
US Army Military Police*
We were directed to prepare the chicken to cross the road. As part of these preparations, individual soldiers ran over the chicken repeatedly and then plucked the chicken. We deeply regret the occurrence of any chicken rights violations.
Al Jazeera TV*
The chicken was forced to cross the road multiple times at gunpoint by a large group of occupation soldiers according to eye-witness

2006-08-20 22:05:08 · 10 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

10 answers

To pee in th Bush

2006-08-21 04:43:39 · answer #1 · answered by king_con 3 · 1 0

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.

Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.

One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.

In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):

Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!

Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:

2006-08-24 08:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Seeking sanctuary.

2006-08-21 07:47:27 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

so actually the chickens came first than the eggs?? lol ! good one ! 10/10..good day!

2006-08-24 17:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

To get killed

2006-08-21 05:09:47 · answer #5 · answered by boy_jam_arch 6 · 1 0

it wanted to join the other chickens on the other side.

2006-08-21 05:11:25 · answer #6 · answered by police 6 · 1 0

does he really need a reason?

2006-08-25 19:44:32 · answer #7 · answered by PimpMeister 3 · 0 0

Nice :)

2006-08-21 09:03:33 · answer #8 · answered by Red. 2 · 0 0

i like that. was funny

2006-08-21 05:09:51 · answer #9 · answered by navymt 3 · 1 0

uhoh! G'Mrng sir...:)

2006-08-21 05:13:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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