tooo funny.......
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> One day a man came home from work and was greeted by his wife,
> dressed in a sexy nightie.
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> "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."
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> So, he tied her up and went golfing.
2006-08-20 22:03:48 · 33 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Im sooo gonna remember this joke.
2006-08-20 22:07:48 · answer #1 · answered by RiotTabGrrrl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
6 out of 10
2006-08-24 21:38:28 · answer #2 · answered by cool_ice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah man something IS wrong with that guy. He should tied up his wife, go to his computer and start to answer question in here instead of golfing.
2006-08-20 22:09:20 · answer #3 · answered by HAPPY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haa Haaaa Haaa. Thats hilarious! Um . . . I question . . .Did he let her go after he went golfing? Otherwise that would just be mean! Unless she was really ugly and he also put a bag over her head or is she was Paris Hillton. No offence to Paris . . . . .
2006-08-26 20:15:15 · answer #4 · answered by HiddenSecret 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, thats funny but there something is wrong with that guy. What could be better then spending time with the one you love?
2006-08-20 22:07:03 · answer #5 · answered by Elim 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That man is seriously retarded. As soon as he left the house I would've ran in and knocked the bottom outta that.
2006-08-25 07:15:58 · answer #6 · answered by Von 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was so happy to open this with the slogan tie me up, at least your joke was worth it.
2006-08-20 22:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by Southie9 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time off for both of them
2006-08-26 14:33:25 · answer #8 · answered by Skeeter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical man....golfing!
2006-08-20 22:07:02 · answer #9 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That just sounds totally delicious. I would love to be her in that story. Yum!
2006-08-25 20:00:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol,i would not care about the golf swing but the swingers swing,lol
2006-08-20 22:08:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋