My wife is away for a week, and 1 of our kids got hit by a car, so I buried the body under our house, and then the dog caught rabies and died, so I buried it with the kid, the goldfish fell into the toilet, then the other kid drowned in the bath, so I burned the body in the backyard, but then the house caught on fire, and burned to the ground, so Im living in a tent in the backyard, what should I tell my wife when she gets home.
2006-07-31
01:12:49
·
15 answers
·
asked by
Anonymous
in
Other - Family & Relationships