Once there is a king with a very beautiful wife.
She's so hot and horny that always looking for a way to find some other guys but could not due to the close watching eyes of the king.
Finally there is a war broke out and the king has to go away and fight the rebel. But he's very worried of his young lusty wife so he tried to find a way to catch whoever try to sleep with her. Then finally he got an idea and carried it out and off he goes to the war.
When he finally come back, he ask all the guys in palace to stand in line and said "As you all know by now, I've placed a special made blade inside my wife's you-know-where. And now i am gonna check all of u and who has a cut in his groin will be executed!"
SO there goes all the guys with the cut on his d@@k but the last one.So the king is very surprise and glad there is a faithful servant of his.. So he said "So tell me why u didnt take the chance?"
To that the guy answer but none of the words could come out clear with split tongue...
2006-07-31 01:13:25 · 19 answers · asked by Cool Z 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hope you guys could get the joke!! if not don't blame me but think more..
2006-07-31 01:14:00 · update #1
Haahahahahahaa... I think the king must have had him thrown into the sea with a 2 ton rock tied to his neck. He should have stuck to using his D@#K.
2006-07-31 01:19:10 · answer #1 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Q: what's the version between a Christian evangelical highway preacher and a prostitute? A: The prostitute is conscious while its time to go away. right this is yet another...A Jewish boy comes homestead from college and tells his mom he has a factor interior the play. She asks, "What section is it? The boy says, "I play the element of the Jewish husband." the mum scowls and says, "pass decrease back and tell the instructor you like a speaking section." nicely, because you look to in basic terms be doing JW jokes, and that i'm an atheist, right this is one... Q: What do you get once you pass an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness? A: a guy or woman who knocks on your door for no reason
2016-10-01 07:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by robinette 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-07-31 01:19:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heheheh! Funneh dude!
2006-07-31 01:16:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh eew funny but that hurts! Hahah!
2006-07-31 01:27:40 · answer #5 · answered by j9 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am really sorry for the last guy. really funny joke
2006-07-31 01:40:41 · answer #6 · answered by Vijay Anand 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha
2006-07-31 01:17:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-07-31 01:19:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard this joke about..hmmm...10 years ago
2006-07-31 01:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by Michael D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg too funny
2006-07-31 01:17:20 · answer #10 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋