My wife is away for a week, and 1 of our kids got hit by a car, so I buried the body under our house, and then the dog caught rabies and died, so I buried it with the kid, the goldfish fell into the toilet, then the other kid drowned in the bath, so I burned the body in the backyard, but then the house caught on fire, and burned to the ground, so Im living in a tent in the backyard, what should I tell my wife when she gets home.
2006-07-31 01:12:49 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
Tell her that she has lost weight.
2006-07-31 01:18:41 · answer #1 · answered by Octavius 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
tell her the kids were playing and caught the house on fire, but ran away with the gold fish and dog fearing the worste,Leaving you alone in a tent.
2006-07-31 08:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't worry,while she was gone, she ran over her boyfriend (he was cheating on her with your girlfriend...go figure...) and buried him in his back yard. Then she pushed the girlfriend out into the lake in his leaky boat... the girlfriend can't swim...the engine on the boat caught fire when it was about 1/3 of the way down, and it exploded, and I hear she's headed back your way. Wouldn't worry though, sounds like you are on equal ground.
2006-07-31 08:32:11 · answer #3 · answered by savannah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gee,sounds like life hates you.Maybe you should write stories and get payed for them instead of putting them on here.People take things the wrong way sometimes.So get payed for your imagination not dissed,sounds pretty stephen king like to me.Good luck God bless:O)
2006-07-31 08:27:40 · answer #4 · answered by melissa_froggies 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if I was you I would write a dear john letter and suddenly dissappear because if she got her hands on you when she got home you wouldn't be living when she had finished with you.
2006-07-31 08:44:23 · answer #5 · answered by debbie_dixon19 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
move away b4 she gets back n find a new wife
2006-07-31 08:19:47 · answer #6 · answered by pops6w 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her she's in the wrong house.
2006-07-31 08:18:26 · answer #7 · answered by Mary C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You did not mention from where you are asking this question? I am sure you are speaking from HELL.
2006-07-31 09:19:54 · answer #8 · answered by dua 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell her that you love her a lot.
2006-07-31 08:17:08 · answer #9 · answered by Adwait J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just tell her your story again, she, like me, will not believe you !!!
2006-07-31 23:47:42 · answer #10 · answered by epod 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋