I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro
In the Salem high country
I always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was a Lucky Strike when I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked the room of number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough
Rider!!!"
"Ride me like a mad Camel !!"
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and
asked me if I want to enter her Gudang
Garam.
She said... "Depan belakang puas,
barulah SAMPOERNA!!!"
*SEMPOERNA=a kind of a very cheap cigarette
2007-08-17
19:57:05
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