I am Peter Stuyvesant
I have two friends, Benson and Hedges
I came from the city of Marlboro
In the Salem high country
I always carry a Mild Seven
I rode on a White Horse
Going to Kingsway in Kent
It was a Lucky Strike when I fell in love
With the daughter of Master Duke
Her name Was YSL
We got married by Perillys the priest
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked the room of number 555
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf
I played with her two Matterhorns
When I poked in my Rothmans King Size
She cried in delight, "You are a Rough
Rider!!!"
"Ride me like a mad Camel !!"
When I asked her if she is satisfied
She answered" I want MORE!!!!"
Then suddenly she turned around and
asked me if I want to enter her Gudang
Garam.
She said... "Depan belakang puas,
barulah SAMPOERNA!!!"
*SEMPOERNA=a kind of a very cheap cigarette
2007-08-17 19:57:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Malaysia
wahhh...Ginduras...very naughty ha!......lol...but that really funny!
2007-08-18 00:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by MissChievous 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha.
2007-08-18 08:09:09 · answer #2 · answered by Twiggy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was Kool story
2007-08-20 03:34:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your story has Merit
Very cute!
2007-08-18 08:15:47 · answer #4 · answered by US_DR_JD 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very creatively funny.....lol.
2007-08-18 03:21:53 · answer #5 · answered by winterlotus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that was funny, I liked it.
2007-08-18 03:17:48 · answer #6 · answered by Deena 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mulau ko noh iya oiiii.. isai minonuduk diya dii oiii? hahaha.................. olucu tomod.............
2007-08-18 12:49:28 · answer #7 · answered by miss5miles 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
malaysian's are funny..thanks for the story.LOL
2007-08-18 03:09:43 · answer #8 · answered by -conviventia- 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Damn good story.
2007-08-18 09:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by new_once 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2007-08-19 00:36:37 · answer #10 · answered by azayi1 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋