A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful cluster of deserted islands in the middle of nowhere:
A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
B. 2 French men and 1 French woman
C. 2 German men and 1 German woman
D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman
F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman
G 2 American men and 1 American woman
H.2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman
I. 2 Lebanese men and 1 Lebanese woman
One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
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A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.
C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.
E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.
F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.
G The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
H- what happened to the Indians ?
The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!!!
I - And the lebanese? Well the two Lebanese began by dviding up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts. They are too busy deciding who should rule the island to notice that the woman is so busy sleeping around that she has taken the indian woman in to help her with the housework.
2007-01-12
06:45:12
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