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A ship sank in high seas and the following people got stranded on a beautiful cluster of deserted islands in the middle of nowhere:

A. 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

B. 2 French men and 1 French woman

C. 2 German men and 1 German woman

D. 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

E. 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman

F. 2 Mexican men and 1 Mexican woman

G 2 American men and 1 American woman

H.2 Indian men and 1 Indian woman

I. 2 Lebanese men and 1 Lebanese woman


One month later, on various parts of the island, the following was observed:
:

A. One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

B. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together.

C. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.

D. The two Greek men are sleeping together, and the Greek woman is cooking & cleaning for them.

E. The two Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and a long look at the Polish woman, and they started swimming.

F. The two Mexican men are talking to all the other men on the island trying to sell them the Mexican woman.

G The two American men are contemplating suicide. The American woman is bitching about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of the household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her much better, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.

H- what happened to the Indians ?
The 2 Indian men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the Indian woman!!!

I - And the lebanese? Well the two Lebanese began by dviding up their part of the island into Northern & Southern parts. They are too busy deciding who should rule the island to notice that the woman is so busy sleeping around that she has taken the indian woman in to help her with the housework.

2007-01-12 06:45:12 · 14 answers · asked by webby 5 in Travel Africa & Middle East Lebanon

14 answers

Good one. Thanks!

2007-01-12 08:09:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you REALLY knew any GREEK MAN, then you would understand that this is the most stupid joke in the history of mankind...

BOTH the GREEK MEN would make love to ALL the women on the island, including the Polish and the Lebanese...

They would turn the American girl from a feminist to a housewife, who would wait with patience for her turn in the bed of every Greek man.

Nine months later, the whole island would be FILLED with GREEK BABIES.

That's what the Greek MEN would do!

2007-01-14 06:34:19 · answer #2 · answered by Zak 1 · 0 2

LOL

Very funny and TRUE joke

thanks for sharing

Edit
Come on Zak can't you take a joke?
U think Lebanese women all sleep around like that...nope
And I agree with you Greek men are WOW

2007-01-12 07:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The joke is funny, I sent it to some friends. But we should make it clear that lebanese women don't sleep around. They r repectful committed women.

2007-01-15 20:43:07 · answer #4 · answered by japfa 2 · 0 0

Ha ha, I'm sending this one around. very funny.
Hey Zak!! lighten up it's only a joke!!

2007-01-14 19:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by violet 3 · 0 0

Milo, ata yardeni melouchlach? Ma ata oseh po im halevanonim?

Thank You.

2007-01-12 22:31:11 · answer #6 · answered by Smutty 3 · 0 3

Very true!

2007-01-13 04:29:08 · answer #7 · answered by Pinky 6 · 1 0

Ha ha ha, very funny. So in other words, lebanese women are famous for sleeping around....hmmmmmmm...i think i may visit once hezbola is terminated.

2007-01-12 09:53:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 5

lollllllllllllllllllllll very funny yet very smart

2007-01-12 09:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0 0

that's funny
hehehehehehe

2007-01-13 06:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by beauty mirna 3 · 0 0

thats not cool
ur mean
i hate u

2007-01-12 15:16:05 · answer #11 · answered by sexy_angel_0822 3 · 3 1

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