He starts out with "Earnhardt once said ......"
What is the difference between Jeff Gordons car and a porcupine?
On a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside!
Gordon walks into the shop and both of his ears are all bandaged up. Rick says, "What happened to your ears?" Wonderboy says, "Yesterday I was ironing my shirt when the phone rang and I answered the iron." Rick says, "Well, that explains one ear, but what happened to your other ear?" Gordon says, "Well, jeez, I had to call the doctor."
GORDON IN JAIL! Jeff Gordon was arrested last night for trespassing and breaking and entering. He was picked up on the floor of DEI Motorsports. When reached for comment, Gordon said, "I just wanted to finally get a look at the FRONT of one of Junior's cars!"
These jokes are in no way meant to be taken seriously, but if you are one of those stuck up Gordon fans with no sense of humor than too bad.
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2006-12-04
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