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I recently took a flight to the annual Jar Jar Binks convention in West Horton, Ohio. I did not want to pack my Jar Jar costume as it is extremely expensive, but it wouldn't fit in a carry on, so I had to wear it. First, the search at the airport was a human rights violation. The airport security was very rude, and made me give up the two blasters I had on, then got mad at me because of my elaborate costume, saying it took so long to search it held up the line. Then when I finally got on the plane, the stewardess said I couldn't wear my Jar Jar mask, and the two people sitting next to me (I was in the middle), grumbled because my costume took up too much space and had stuff sticking out. After takeoff, I got in the aisle, put on my mask, and danced and yelled to entertain the other travelers. The stewardess tried to stop me but I ran screaming down the aisle, and then dove into a bunch of peoples laps. I was restrained for the rest of the flight. Do you think I can sue for harrasement?

2006-11-15 12:54:28 · 18 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1

Me and my wife have been married for about a year, been together for about two years. We are both in our early thirties. she recently became a lawyer and now she thinks she is too good for me. She wants me to give up my favorite hobby and says I need to get a job. My hobby is collection Jar Jar Binks collectables and wearing a Jar Jar costume as I walk around town. While walking around, I like to bring joy to people. I go into stores and throw potato chips or other foods around, I dance in front of cars that are stopped at red lights, I knock on random houses doors and do Jar Jar quotes and dances. This takes quite a lot of time, several hours a day. How can I find the time to get a job? But my Jar Jar collectables are very expensive, and my wife gets all upset when I buy them with her money. Then she flipped out like a crazy person when I suggested we use the Jar Jar costume during our lovemaking. I can't live like this. Why can't she just let me live my life? Should I divorce her?

2006-11-15 12:50:08 · 14 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1

"Now a reading from the letters of Potsy to the Tuscaderos..."

2006-11-15 12:49:38 · 3 answers · asked by soulgirl76 4

How can I be open minded towards them if they already hate me cause of my ancestry? And if they do actually accept me they only think I am a rapper, good at sports rims and shiny stuff.

2006-11-15 12:49:22 · 11 answers · asked by Shattered Dreams 1

why would anone waste there time writing in dirty topics and jokes when there are people out here who really want to help

2006-11-15 12:32:38 · 1 answers · asked by lynn8953 3

Obnoxious , self-righteous, whining little focks.
My biggest fear is that if I quit smoking, I'll become on of you..
.Don't take that wrong
. I have something to tell you non-smokers
that I know for a fact that you don't know,
and I feel it's my duty to pass on information at all times.


Ready?.......


Non-smokers die every day..

.Enjoy your evening.

See,
I know that you entertain this eternal life fantasy because you've chosen not to smoke, but let me be the 1st to POP that bubble and bring you hurtling back to reality

....You're dead too.

what do you think??

2006-11-15 12:27:46 · 31 answers · asked by DogmaDeleted 5

is the boycott of aljazeera from the Networks tantamount to censorship similar to the one in China or is it self preservation ? its not because of the violence because there's channels that show far more violence . its not a matter of bad taste because well if that were the case 90% of channels would be shut down .

2006-11-15 12:23:04 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

We use the card/check so many times that we forget to use the bills :))

2006-11-15 12:18:09 · 9 answers · asked by yezdi 2

2006-11-15 12:14:02 · 6 answers · asked by pookalator2 1

2006-11-15 11:56:07 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-11-15 11:49:18 · 10 answers · asked by snns_m 2

I got insulted in the skybridge today and it hurt my feelings.

2006-11-15 11:49:18 · 14 answers · asked by maguathehearteater 1

the people are always

2006-11-15 11:47:29 · 14 answers · asked by Mariah 1

don't know how to

2006-11-15 11:47:08 · 9 answers · asked by Mariah 1

Why is that funny? I just think that's worth one laugh and then you start thinking about it and wonder why people seem to get a kick out of the pain of others lately.

2006-11-15 11:45:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

What are some stuff that the 13 colonies had from another country that we still have now?
ex:milaria, christmas trees and i need the website pleeeeese and remember that i will give 20 points!!! GooD LucK

2006-11-15 11:42:13 · 7 answers · asked by Minno 2

i mean i'm mexican but i still love U.S. and california will always be my home sweet home

2006-11-15 11:36:38 · 4 answers · asked by Lakers 2010 Champs!!!! 4

i am doing a school project and would like to use someone's story of childhood obesity or any other obesity. Please tell stories. Also, if anyone has done a project with this before, please let me know that too.

2006-11-15 11:25:38 · 1 answers · asked by E 2

To all the people out there who oppose gun contol laws, if control won't do it, what will?

2006-11-15 11:23:47 · 6 answers · asked by sirprizeme139 3

about how early christmas seems to have come, I mean they have all the deco out in the sops!!!!

2006-11-15 11:23:13 · 21 answers · asked by Chaz 2

i mean isn't that why people fought and died in europe and all over the world to stop nazi idealism.

2006-11-15 11:21:38 · 4 answers · asked by Lakers 2010 Champs!!!! 4

Personally........people who park in parent and toddler parking spaces with no kids and cyclists who ignore traffic lights.....there are loads more....do your best!!!

2006-11-15 11:20:27 · 16 answers · asked by millerman022002 3

ex:milaria, christmas trees and i need the website pleeeeese and remember that i will give 20 points!!! GooD LucK

2006-11-15 11:19:07 · 3 answers · asked by Minno 2

If so what was your impression of Australians and did we treat you kindly? Would you come back if possible?

2006-11-15 11:17:53 · 10 answers · asked by genieejj 3

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