Me and my wife have been married for about a year, been together for about two years. We are both in our early thirties. she recently became a lawyer and now she thinks she is too good for me. She wants me to give up my favorite hobby and says I need to get a job. My hobby is collection Jar Jar Binks collectables and wearing a Jar Jar costume as I walk around town. While walking around, I like to bring joy to people. I go into stores and throw potato chips or other foods around, I dance in front of cars that are stopped at red lights, I knock on random houses doors and do Jar Jar quotes and dances. This takes quite a lot of time, several hours a day. How can I find the time to get a job? But my Jar Jar collectables are very expensive, and my wife gets all upset when I buy them with her money. Then she flipped out like a crazy person when I suggested we use the Jar Jar costume during our lovemaking. I can't live like this. Why can't she just let me live my life? Should I divorce her?
2006-11-15 12:50:08 · 14 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
ROTFLMAO!!!!
2006-11-15 13:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by Easter Bunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go find an old empty gallon pickel jar jar and cut a slit in the top. Put on your Jar jar costume and take your jar jar to the mall and solicite contributions for jar jar. Not only will your wife wife apreciate you but you will find out fast if anybody at all, even cares.
2006-11-15 13:01:54 · answer #2 · answered by happylife22842 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you are crazy or you are just trying to play games with us.If you do what you say no you don't need to divorce her she needs to put into a mental hospital then divorce you take all of your collection that paid for and haul them to the dump.Yes you need to get a job ,probably need to go on Jerry Springer sounds like a good show.
2006-11-15 13:00:30 · answer #3 · answered by Douglas R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True love is not have or don't have.True love is giving.Giving doesn't need to be together.Since marry why divorce?If that is a last resource,bless her with your true heart.What start will end .Just that yours is a bit too fast.You live alone before you know her,right.Try to resolve the problem that you and your wife started.You start you end.Happy or not depend on yourself.Happy is you ,sad is you
2006-11-15 13:07:10 · answer #4 · answered by Jason Koh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Divorce ---- Yes.
Then go become a Star Wars groopy and follow the collectable tours around town. Maybe you will find someone just as strange as yourself.
2006-11-15 13:01:50 · answer #5 · answered by BlueNTexas 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, just GROW UP!!!!
A HOBBY is something you relax with AFTER a hard day at work. Your wife should divorce you if you don't show some maturity. Good luck. Pops
2006-11-15 12:54:58 · answer #6 · answered by Pops 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Maybe u should find a hobby tht both of u enjoy and while ur at it get a job because marriage isnt about one supporting the other its about both supporting eachother.
2006-11-15 12:53:00 · answer #7 · answered by Epidemic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your wife "may" have a point.
That is considered a hobby NOT a job. You can applyy for some other job., yet still hav that as a fun thing to do
2006-11-15 16:43:40 · answer #8 · answered by Kat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You're kidding, right? If this story is true, she should divorce you, like yesterday! You do nothing to financially contribute to the household? This has to be a joke.
2006-11-15 12:55:25 · answer #9 · answered by Ms. G. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no you should not, but you better shape up and get a job, better stop doing silly things also. imagine yourself as a 60 year old man doing what your doing now, what do you see? you choose to be a family man, then act as one. be responsible......................will you let her live her life the way she wants to? oh! i almost forgot! wasting her money on a jar jar binks? tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk ......
2006-11-16 01:45:21 · answer #10 · answered by raddie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, she should divorce you.
2006-11-15 12:53:06 · answer #11 · answered by naw m 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋