I recently took a flight to the annual Jar Jar Binks convention in West Horton, Ohio. I did not want to pack my Jar Jar costume as it is extremely expensive, but it wouldn't fit in a carry on, so I had to wear it. First, the search at the airport was a human rights violation. The airport security was very rude, and made me give up the two blasters I had on, then got mad at me because of my elaborate costume, saying it took so long to search it held up the line. Then when I finally got on the plane, the stewardess said I couldn't wear my Jar Jar mask, and the two people sitting next to me (I was in the middle), grumbled because my costume took up too much space and had stuff sticking out. After takeoff, I got in the aisle, put on my mask, and danced and yelled to entertain the other travelers. The stewardess tried to stop me but I ran screaming down the aisle, and then dove into a bunch of peoples laps. I was restrained for the rest of the flight. Do you think I can sue for harrasement?
2006-11-15 12:54:28 · 18 answers · asked by jarjarbinksfan 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
no, but that is a f***ing hilarious story! I can't believe you tried to bring "blasters" on the plane!
2006-11-15 12:58:43 · answer #1 · answered by kelleywheel7 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Right on Dude! Of course You can sue, I'll get You a lawyer too for a small finders fee of course; but that will come out of the millions of dollars in Your rightful compensation. We're preparing a brief as I script this to You and I'll be happy to testify as to Your mental anguish, I can tell just by the way You wrote this that it's had a permanent scaring affect on You! email as soon as You can and get ready to be rich!!!!!
2006-11-15 21:09:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
my Gosh - Jar Jar Binks -- now if you went Jedi or something there wouldn't of been such an issue - even the imperial officers, trooper, and rebel soldiers would of gained some respect -- but Jar Jar -- I think you harassed them enough -- so just let it fly... LOL MTFBWY
2006-11-15 21:00:27 · answer #3 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha, firkin ha, good story. It alone screams for help (where can I find a girl). I hope it didn't really happen, doesn't say much for airport security. If it did... get a date quick, if not with a girl, get a guy, but find somebody now!!
2006-11-15 21:01:59 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Baby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude I have no idea. BUT I agree the whole flying exprerience and all the workers have become AS@HOLES and B*TCHES!!!!!
There is no customer service it is the stewardess is right no matter what and they bring their ********* and rudeness to another level ABUSE OF POWER (and we shall not name any other professions that do the same) and POWERTRIP!!!
You say one wrong thing and its YOUR FAULT and you are GOING TO JAIL and you're a TERRORIST, blah, blah, blah!!!
But then again A LOT of service has gone down the drain in a lot of other service fields!!!
2006-11-15 20:59:47 · answer #5 · answered by tramany77 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i hate Jar Jar Binks. if you really did this you so deserved it. but since i figure your just a liar i have this to say. get a life. and JAR JAR BINKS SUCKS!
2006-11-15 20:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by JD 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When it didn't fit in the carry on, why didn't you go buy a bigger bag? Honestly, if you were the flight attendant, wouldn't you restrain you?
2006-11-15 20:58:36 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Umm...HELLO! WAKE UP! Are you serious? Should it ever be true then I think next time it's worth it if you just pack it in another suit case because you are limit to 2 suit cases.
2006-11-15 20:58:46 · answer #8 · answered by MissRoyalT 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Keep em coming jar jar, im a real fan i read all your material. it cracks me up everytime
2006-11-15 21:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by victor 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think so..Can I sue you for wasting 1:30 of my life?
2006-11-15 20:57:22 · answer #10 · answered by Poo 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋