Senior Citizens

Then cross the ratodile with a Kangaroo?

2007-12-13 09:30:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A Slight Stirring
A young man was at a party in Scotland fully dressed in his native kilt, every male there was. He had been dancing with several young ladies, but none of them had really interested him. But, there was one girl who he had noticed that he wanted in the worst way. He was shy however and did not have the nerve to ask. Just as the last song was coming on Jill, the girl he fancied, came over and asked him, "Would you like to dance with me?"

Thoroughly pleased the young man responded, "Aye, how could you tell?"

She responded, "By the gleam in your eye."

After they danced the last dance Jill asked him, "Would you like to walk me home?"

The boy was so pleased he eagerly responded, "Aye, how could you tell?"

She responded, "By the gleam in your eye."

When they reached the girls house she calmly asked him, "Would you like to come in and sleep with me?"

He was so excited, he really was curious this time, "Was it the gleam in my eye?"

Jill responded, "No the wee tilt in your kilt."

2007-12-13 09:28:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-13 09:24:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

...happy, without offending and hurting anyone in the process...
and is it CONTAGIOUS...

2007-12-13 09:21:49 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Would they call it the Hippo Dome?

2007-12-13 09:18:23 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

the biggist gossips, men or women?

2007-12-13 09:14:11 · 23 answers · asked by Redd. 3

a young person, did you dread getting old?

2007-12-13 09:12:19 · 32 answers · asked by Redd. 3

Would set off the San Andreas Fault?

2007-12-13 09:07:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

Walking into the pub, Sandy said to the bartender, "Pour me a stiff one, Donald. I just had another tiff with the little woman."
"Oh yeah," said Donald. "And how did this one end?"
"Well I'll tell you now when it was over," Sandy replied, "herself came to me on her hands and knees, she did."
"You don't say? Now that`s a switch! What did she say?"
She said, "Come out from under that bed, you gutless weasel!

2007-12-13 08:55:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

With a polar bear, what would the result be?
10 points riding on most original answer!

2007-12-13 08:44:37 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

A few years later they cross the eaglippo with a rhino, what do they end up with?

2007-12-13 08:38:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2007-12-13 07:53:54 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

My hair color is right but for silvering here and there, I do always wear sunglasses outdoors, but I'm not that young. I haven't found an icon for a silvering brunette, or a face that shows age.

2007-12-13 07:51:55 · 36 answers · asked by Dinah 7

while in paris this summer i could not help but notice that there were all of these bikes same color wide seat with a cute little basket -- racks at various place through out the town -- on checking i found out you could rent one of these bikes by putting a credit card in and it would release the bike -- you could ride it anywhere and drop it off at any other bike rack -- also it is free if the usage was less than a hour

would you use the bikes if they were available in your area

and two most important since the goal is to get folks out of cars and reduce car usage would you support a local tax to pay for the program (bikes., bike paths etc)

2007-12-13 07:41:17 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous

I love all the old musicals. I'd say my favorite is still "The Sound Of Music".

Ok so it's an inane question but it's my party and I'll ask what I want to. LOL.

2007-12-13 07:28:35 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous

Like many, when I first became a internet user and got email many years ago, I thought a lot of the stuff I received as 'forwards' was authentic.

Found out quickly most are not....and so much of the information that people tend to believe is just plain fraudulent, erroneous and often can instill unnecessary fear in people [medical info e.g]

SO I use www.snopes.com to verify these BEFORE I send them on - seems like the responsible thing to do IMO :-)

2007-12-13 07:01:11 · 16 answers · asked by sage seeker 7

All my questions are getting bounced off before they ever get to the board, the last 5 in fact! They are just general questions.

2007-12-13 06:59:28 · 10 answers · asked by ncgirl 6

2007-12-13 06:48:02 · 13 answers · asked by Riverrat 5

Info I wanted to share.Worldwide emergency # for cells is 112..Hidden battery power.Low battery?press*3370# on cell and get 50% more power,will recharge when you charge phone again.Don't pay the charge for a 411 call,dial 1-800 free 411.No charge.Program into cell.Ever had your phone stolen?Check and know your cell phones serial #,key in the following digits on your phone*#06# a 15 digit code will come up.Write it down and keep somewhere safe.If cell is stolen,call provider and give them this code.It will block your cell from ever being used again,even if they put their SIM card in it.They steal but you get the last laugh.We shared this last nite at a meeting,thought it needed to be shared further.Sorry it is long...

2007-12-13 05:24:47 · 10 answers · asked by Maw-Maw 7

Since my last question was on a more serious note!

2.55 Minutes of Delight! To the tune of William Tell Overature.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxT5NwQUtVM

Me = Guilty I have at one time or another repeated all of these things!

2007-12-13 05:09:58 · 10 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

Today I spelled 'code' as coad and ode as oad. What on earth is going on?

2007-12-13 04:58:49 · 35 answers · asked by D B 6

Enjoy!

Three minutes of your time to help you think about it! ♥

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvTFKpIaQhM

2007-12-13 04:49:33 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ G ♥ 6

If you had a clap-on, clap-off controller that could be used for absolutely anything, what would you want to be able to clap on/off at will ?

2007-12-13 04:42:42 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

Like snail races? And such?

2007-12-13 04:33:59 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

is 66 years old and is going off the deep end.She has a credit card that she exceeded her limit, spending it on frivolous things like meals in restaurants, expensive cat food,etc.She has no retirement $$, is living on $682 a month in SS, lives in a retirement home, goes gambling once a week, is a hoarder, lies to her children constantly.What would you do or say to her??Were very worried about her, and don't know what to do.She has a history of avoiding us whenever we bring her our concerns.

2007-12-13 04:17:00 · 17 answers · asked by bostonsportsfan 3

2007-12-13 03:59:30 · 7 answers · asked by gggggg 6

I'm one of those women who will not leave the house without my makeup on and hair carefully in place. My daughter thinks nothing of using no makeup, plunking a baseball cap on her head and going out in public. I've been like this since I was a teenager so this isn't an old lady thing for me.

Men, I'm assuming you don't wear makeup but do you shave and comb your hair before leaving home?

2007-12-13 03:48:34 · 27 answers · asked by Miz D 6

The awards for wacky warning labels are out.
Tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death"
Iron-on T Shirt Transfer: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."
Storage pouch on Stroller: "Do not put child in bag."
What would your Y!A warning label say?

2007-12-13 02:44:56 · 35 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4

Should they be citizens of the U.S. or would it matter?

In my county, an idea was thrown around about recruiting more Asians and Latinos, whether they are citizens of the U.S. or not. Any comments?

2007-12-13 02:43:23 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

You don't order it to sling it at somebody, do you? Well I suppose some people do, but other than the few, why?

2007-12-13 02:43:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous