The awards for wacky warning labels are out.
Tractor: "Danger: Avoid Death"
Iron-on T Shirt Transfer: "Do not iron while wearing shirt."
Storage pouch on Stroller: "Do not put child in bag."
What would your Y!A warning label say?
2007-12-13 02:44:56 · 35 answers · asked by Wandering In The Wilderness 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Sounds like we need a whole book! I'm outta here until tomorrow afternoon ... I'll miss you all!
2007-12-13 06:21:07 · update #1
WARNING: Addictive As Hell And May Cause Eye Blurriness, Over-extended Bladders, Back And Neck Aches, Carpal Tunnel, Marital Problems, And Undone Housework. People With Narrow Minds And No Sense Of Humor Should Avoid Participating.
If You Experience Any Or All Of These Problems, Please Turn Off Your Computer Immediately And Go Back To Watching Cable TV!
2007-12-13 03:22:49 · answer #1 · answered by night-owl gracie 6 · 13⤊ 1⤋
Warning: Can be addictive and hazardous to your health.
You may find yourself spending twenty hours a day
on this site. You may not eat well or get any
exercise. You may not get dressed everyday
or answer your phone. You may develop severe
back or neck injury from hunching over your
computer for endless hours. Be prepared for
stomach aches from laughing to hard.
Have tissues handy for occasional tears. Make
sure you have room in your life for new friends.
2007-12-13 03:56:42 · answer #2 · answered by curious connie 7 · 8⤊ 0⤋
*Ya-hoo WARNING LABELS
*postings are subject to personal interpretation. At times, interpretations are by irrational, medicated, or Pi**ed off people.
**things posted here are subject to re-posting, pages of little things you have said one time or another and don't even remember posting and were more than likely done in jest! This is generally done as a personal RANT!
***Remember, all postings are from Cyb-er people! And Big Brother is watching... so at times try to be as stupid as you can bring yourself to be, blame it on what ever you have to!
2007-12-13 04:00:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Warning: You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say can and will be held against you by the big kahuunas in Yahoo.
2007-12-13 05:43:08 · answer #4 · answered by ncgirl 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Warning: This site turns hoo into poo.
Yahoo 4 Yapoo. Wipe & flush.
2007-12-13 06:05:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Warning: do not engage brain whilst operating Y!A.
Damage may result in twisted thinking!!!
2007-12-13 02:58:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Abandon hope and sanity all ye who enter, and beware the rabid Yamster!
2007-12-14 05:41:38 · answer #7 · answered by Thomas E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Opinions expressed by contributors do not necessarily reflect the beliefs of any sane/educated/responsible member of society.
Wayoutthere -- great reply!
2007-12-13 03:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Snow Globe 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
warning: enter with tongue planted firmly in cheek.
:take washroom break before reading jokes
: ignore trolls, rudeness and off colour remarks.
:be prepared to stay longer than planned.
2007-12-13 05:21:54 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Beware the 3 R's : Right wing , Republican, Religious , they will take it upon themselves to smite thee with a vengeance.
2007-12-13 04:53:00 · answer #10 · answered by catspit 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋