Little Red Riding Hood is on her way to Grandma's house when she spots the wolf crouching behind a tree stump.
She walks up to him and says "My, what big ears you have"
The wolf gives her a dirty look before running off.
A few minutes later, Little Red again spots the wolf, this time hiding behind a bush.
"My, what big eyes you have" she says to him.
This time, the wolf lets out a small growl before running off again.
Little Red is almost at Grandma's house when she spots the wolf again! This time he's hiding behind a sign post.
She walks up to him and says "My, what big teeth you have"
The wolf looks up and says "Look, will you just get lost, I'm trying to take a dump!"
2006-07-17
00:48:52
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