Little Red Riding Hood is on her way to Grandma's house when she spots the wolf crouching behind a tree stump.
She walks up to him and says "My, what big ears you have"
The wolf gives her a dirty look before running off.
A few minutes later, Little Red again spots the wolf, this time hiding behind a bush.
"My, what big eyes you have" she says to him.
This time, the wolf lets out a small growl before running off again.
Little Red is almost at Grandma's house when she spots the wolf again! This time he's hiding behind a sign post.
She walks up to him and says "My, what big teeth you have"
The wolf looks up and says "Look, will you just get lost, I'm trying to take a dump!"
2006-07-17 00:48:52 · 15 answers · asked by orion 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
haha i win or not
2006-07-17 00:57:53 · answer #1 · answered by Kittie_Nash 5 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Funny
2006-07-17 00:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by sticky 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
15?
i saw a shirt the other day that has little red riding hood wearing her little red hood, @ the top of it reads "its all good in the hood"
hehehe! it so funny
2006-07-17 00:54:34 · answer #3 · answered by Liz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Little Red Riding Hood has good eye sight. But not so good that she sees the wolf before she gets to Grandma's house! DUH!!
2006-07-17 00:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by BigRed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a very lovely story. You tell it so well with great detail and enthusiasm.
2006-07-17 00:51:58 · answer #5 · answered by Joe K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, Have heard it before but its still kinda funny.
2006-07-17 00:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by GRUMPY 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did I win
2006-07-17 00:52:03 · answer #7 · answered by anti_money 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is the 15th answer
2006-07-17 00:50:55 · answer #8 · answered by Ya-sai 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-07-17 00:50:45 · answer #9 · answered by sakareri 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew this story, but it always make me laugh !
2006-07-17 00:53:40 · answer #10 · answered by tokala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny # 15 right?!
2006-07-17 00:51:46 · answer #11 · answered by X's Mommy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋