An Alphabet Primer for George Bush
A is for arithmetic, just fuzzy math I'll say
Be sure to blame Bill Clinton, if some trouble comes my way
C is for corruption, I know it's getting high
D for using Diebold, well, maybe DUI
E is for Economy helping just the rich
F is for Mark Foley; Wants to be a page's b*tch
G for Gitmo, you'll be in for quite a hurtin'
H for Dick's pet company known as Halliburton
I is for Iraq, I'm sure we are not winning
J is for my Jesus, who assures me I ain't sinning
K is for Karl Rove, if he does wrong I don't care
L is for bin Laden, I can't find him anywhere
M for wasting money on a war that isn't real
N for brand new nukes that are made by Kim Jong-Il
O is for the oil, from Alaska's northern slope
P is for Val Plame, we outed her, the dope!
Q is when a question's hard, I don't know what it means
R is for my lame response to help out New Orleans
2006-10-13
10:02:07
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mark blows
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