As a New Yorker, I would like to invite Usama bin Laden to the playoff season in baseball. Because Usama has had this thing for New York, he'd love to hear about the success of the N.Y. Yankees and the N.Y. Mets.
We have plenty of hot dogs, sausage, and munchies to go around for Usama and his closest pals. As I stated in my blog, I would be happy to have someone in uniform to pick up Usama and his pals at their doorstep.
All the girls at Madame Fifi's would love to get their hands on him and the piano player is always wanting to meet Usama in person. I have looked all over and can't seem to find Usama's address anywhere. Rumors have it, our man in Afghanistan has a girlfriend and doesn't want to know anybody, any more.
So, if anyone has Usama bin Laden's address, would you please forward it or at least let Usama know about the success of the New York Mets and the New York Yankees. And, the way Mayor bloomberg renovated lower Manhattan...forgetaboutit, looking good.
2006-09-27
12:54:02
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marnefirstinfantry
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