As a New Yorker, I would like to invite Usama bin Laden to the playoff season in baseball. Because Usama has had this thing for New York, he'd love to hear about the success of the N.Y. Yankees and the N.Y. Mets.
We have plenty of hot dogs, sausage, and munchies to go around for Usama and his closest pals. As I stated in my blog, I would be happy to have someone in uniform to pick up Usama and his pals at their doorstep.
All the girls at Madame Fifi's would love to get their hands on him and the piano player is always wanting to meet Usama in person. I have looked all over and can't seem to find Usama's address anywhere. Rumors have it, our man in Afghanistan has a girlfriend and doesn't want to know anybody, any more.
So, if anyone has Usama bin Laden's address, would you please forward it or at least let Usama know about the success of the New York Mets and the New York Yankees. And, the way Mayor bloomberg renovated lower Manhattan...forgetaboutit, looking good.
2006-09-27 12:54:02 · 11 answers · asked by marnefirstinfantry 5 in News & Events ➔ Other - News & Events
It always helps if you know how to spell someone's name...Go to dinner now, mother is calling you...
2006-09-27 12:59:36 · answer #1 · answered by Vinegar Taster 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It seems that that the report in the French news paper indicating typhoid may have killed OBL, was not substantiated. In order to fulfill the role of the mahdi (divinely guided one) of Islamic eschatologic prophecy, he must escape death. OBL is not dead, yet.
I think that Osama is in Qom, Iran, the same place as Iran's Supreme's Leader Sayyid Ali Khamenei. Remember Osama wants to bridge the gap between Sunni and Shia. The US has some control over the Musharraf government in Pakistan but not over Iran. That makes Iran the safest place for Osama. Qom and Mashad have important Muslim shrines so they are the safest cities in Iran for Osama. The Wali al Asr was hidden at Masjid Jamkaran in Qom. It would be the perfect place for Osama.
Even if the US or its allies take military action against the underground nuclear research facility at Natanz, the heavy water nuclear facility at Arak and the nuclear power plant at Bushehr, there will be no attack against the holy shrines in Qom and Mashad.
2006-09-28 02:20:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check Uranus
2006-09-27 20:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by PandaCard 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You won't get a chance. They will both choke. The World Series will be Detroit and Padres.
2006-09-27 20:02:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Supposedly he died of Typhoid in August according to French Intelligence.
It hasn't been confirmed but hopefully its true.
2006-09-27 20:01:32 · answer #5 · answered by Lupin IV 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I had his address then I would collect the money offered by the FBI for his whereabouts
2006-09-27 20:02:17 · answer #6 · answered by osunumberonefan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now he is playing with Bush and midiator as Mushref
2006-09-27 19:57:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm.....I think he's dead, but I think its so nice you're inviting him to New York. You're setting aside your differences to be nice to him. That's so sweet! Remind me to send him a bouqet of flowers when he arrives.......................................................................................
LOL!!!!!! NOT!! That's the funniest thing I've read so far! Or are you reallly wanting to do this to lure him here? If you are, clever!
2006-09-27 20:08:57 · answer #8 · answered by harley_baby2006 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he's probably in mexico. he knows dog the bounty hunter wouldn't dare look for him there.
2006-09-27 20:00:59 · answer #9 · answered by Burford Bigelow 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you did your advertising for your event -- now what is your next question?
2006-09-27 20:39:14 · answer #10 · answered by s t 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋