Polls & Surveys - 14 October 2006

Or have you really really learned a thing or two about life, living and the pursuit of happiness?

2006-10-14 01:45:16 · 20 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7

2006-10-14 01:42:13 · 15 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7

A cucumber and a pickle are having a conversation and the pickle says to the cucumber, "You know my life really sucks. Whenever I get big, fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings over me and stick me in a jar."

So the cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad ... whenever I get big, fat and juicy they slice me up and they put me over salad."

So this penis is walking by and overhears their conversation and says, "You think that your life is tough? Whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they put a plastic bag over my head, stick me in a dark smelly room and make me do push ups until I throw up!"

2006-10-14 01:41:55 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

A rather well proportioned young lady, Joan, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of the hotel. She wore a bathing suit the first day but, on the second, being a naturist, she decided that no one could see her way up there, so she slipped out of it for an overall tan.

She'd hardly begun when she heard someone running up the stairs. She was lying on her stomach, so she just pulled a towel over her rear.

"Excuse me, miss," said the flustered little assistant manager of the hotel, out of breath from running up the stairs. "The hotel doesn't mind you sunbathing on the roof but we would very much appreciate you wearing a bathing suit as you did yesterday."

"What difference does it make," Joan asked rather calmly. "No one can see me up here, and besides, I'm covered with a towel."

"Not exactly," said the embarrassed little man. "You're lying on the dining room skylight."

2006-10-14 01:39:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 01:39:02 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 01:36:24 · 21 answers · asked by *No Doubt* 4

2006-10-14 01:24:24 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

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2006-10-14 01:19:06 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

My first experience was with a sysop called the Boss. He actually worked for me. I gave a guy massage online and than when he had a system failure I gave him the nickname "Crash".

2006-10-14 01:13:49 · 18 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

Musta been messing with the Boss? Wouldn't that be called harrassement?

2006-10-14 01:08:27 · 11 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

A Duct Tape Tote Bag,Messenger Bag,Or Backpack??

Best Answer-10 Pts.

2006-10-14 01:00:48 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous

I just reached level 3.

Well, back to level 2 after this question, but will be 3 again in couple more minutes.

I just had to share this with you ppl.

2006-10-14 01:00:22 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 00:59:37 · 13 answers · asked by deepak57 7

I'm gay but I don't feel proud. People at work laugh at me behind my back. I know they do. Why can't they just accept me for what I am?

2006-10-14 00:58:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

I almost have a complete set, I am still waiting for the biggest one. I told Fred that someday someone would buy it for me and I am still waiting.

2006-10-14 00:49:29 · 7 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

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2006-10-14 00:47:12 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

Just had one at the door.....
They do look very miserable, could it be the lack of Christmas presents??

2006-10-14 00:43:02 · 21 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2

If you do free form writing,What was the most Intresting thing you wrote about??

2006-10-14 00:32:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous

in your opinion?

2006-10-14 00:28:00 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 00:27:19 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

another Awesome thing y does cigar sound awesome and look awesome escpecially in scarface, the Godftaher I&II&III&, Juice, and tupac's music video with Snoop Dogg ,"gangsta party"?

2006-10-14 00:16:36 · 10 answers · asked by OkieOk 3

She started out with her trust fund; went into reality tv; home made porn; music and now her own production company. Shouldn't someone put a contract out on her?

2006-10-14 00:13:57 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

you know........"BOB"

2006-10-14 00:09:30 · 24 answers · asked by Billie Woowoo 2

2006-10-14 00:09:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous

Four duck sized horses, or one horse sized duck?

2006-10-14 00:00:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

so hey guys its almost four or is now anyways why do you act the wackiest when the hours are early or late?????

Oh and who here hates the dudet cra*P? that sh*t is aannoying! yah so ANSWER THW qUESTION!??????

2006-10-14 00:00:57 · 9 answers · asked by OkieOk 3