Polls & Surveys - 14 October 2006

2006-10-14 05:35:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

to write a song for or about another women rather than mine?

2006-10-14 05:35:21 · 18 answers · asked by EddieV 1

shouldn't they at least use spell check before submitting their answer?

2006-10-14 05:32:43 · 21 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5

2006-10-14 05:31:45 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

number 1= BASEBALL & BASKETBALL is a canadian made sport

number2= why call football soccer?

number 3= Calling giving american football its name is like england making a sport named britishbasketball and it has nothing to do wth a basket or uses one like 2 times.

2006-10-14 05:31:35 · 4 answers · asked by London qirl . 5

She's only a level 1 but it looks like she's my kind of gal. She's married, but that's OK, so am I. She likes girls too. That's kinda weird in a cool way.

2006-10-14 05:31:11 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.

"Carrie's not ready yet so why don't you have a seat?" he says.

"That's cool," says Bobby.

Carrie's father asks Bobby what they're planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop and a movie.

Carrie's father responds, "Why don't you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it."

Naturally, this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby, so he ask Carrie's father to repeat it. "Yeah," says Carrie's father, "Carrie really likes to screw, she'll screw all night if we let her!"

Well this just made Bobby's eyes light up and his plan for the evening was beginning to look pretty good. A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.

About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father:

"DAMMIT DADDY! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST !!!!!!!!"

2006-10-14 05:29:24 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 05:28:55 · 6 answers · asked by Harry Manback 2

2006-10-14 05:27:12 · 10 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5

I think I should...

2006-10-14 05:24:32 · 17 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2

2006-10-14 05:24:26 · 14 answers · asked by SneakyStilo 3

One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. A cab stopped and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the driver was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

The cab driver then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow/job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately the cab driver said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

The cab driver pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the cab driver started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Bruce and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

2006-10-14 05:23:51 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.

"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.

"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."

"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"

"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.

"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."

And so they did.



Do you know what the letter said?



No?



Hmmm... So YOU didn't get the letter either, huh??

2006-10-14 05:21:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

when there is no other country participating but Americans (USA-Canada) Unlike "football" when they have a World Cup there are actually teams from other Countries?

2006-10-14 05:18:51 · 6 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

Since I am in the southern I say y'all though my cousins who live in the north say you guys.

2006-10-14 05:15:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous

(not metaphysical things)

2006-10-14 05:14:28 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous

A man suspected his wife of seeing another man. So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report any activities that might develop.

A few days later, he received this report.......

Most honorable Sir,

You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree, look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see.

No Fee.

2006-10-14 05:13:42 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

And which of thier movies/characters did you like them best?

2006-10-14 05:13:40 · 19 answers · asked by big_dee1984 2

2006-10-14 05:11:44 · 17 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5

i have reported a lot of them talking about kids in a perv's way or just being sicko's AM I RIGHT OR WRONG thank you. i will pick on those people who are sicko's perv's,.,.,.,.,.,

2006-10-14 05:11:16 · 17 answers · asked by Get away 3

An old man decides to go to his high school's 50 year reunion. He hasn't seen anyone since their 25 year reunion and is very interested to see who might show up. When he gets there he runs into his old high school sweetheart. They sit down at a table and talk about the past 25 years.

"How have you been?" he asks.

"Just fine, just fine," she replies. "Although I do have some good news and bad news for you."

"Bad news first please."

"Well, I had to have a hysterectomy a few years back."

"Oh, that's terrible," he says. "What's the good news?"

She says, "The doctor found your old high school ring you thought lost."

2006-10-14 05:10:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.

She wrote: "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in bed."

Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. "Can I help you?" she asked.

He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"

She was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."

"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you."

"But are you good in bed?" she asked.

He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?!"

2006-10-14 05:07:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am white

2006-10-14 05:07:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

is so what?

2006-10-14 05:07:04 · 11 answers · asked by Vball Babe 3

at my school it is

2006-10-14 05:04:30 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

i need to know!!! HELP!!

2006-10-14 05:03:28 · 13 answers · asked by SOCCER IS LIFE 1

2006-10-14 05:01:07 · 23 answers · asked by misery 7

A young couple was out carousing one evening. While driving down the highway the guy asked the girl, "If I go 100 miles an hour, will you take off your clothes?"

She agreed to and he began to speed up. When the speedometer hit 100, she started to strip. When she got all her clothes off, he was so busy staring at her that he drove off the road and flipped the car.

The girl was thrown clear without a scratch, but her clothes and her boyfriend were still trapped in the car.

"Go get help," he pleaded.

She replied, "I can't, I'm naked."

He pointed to his shoe that was thrown clear and said, "Cover your privates with that and go get help."

She grabbed the shoe, covered herself, and ran to the gas station down the road. When she arrived, she was frantic and yelled to the attendant, "HELP! HELP! My boyfriend's stuck!"

The attendant looked down at the shoe covering her crotch and replied, "I'm sorry, Miss. He's too far in."

2006-10-14 05:01:03 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 05:00:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-14 05:00:38 · 11 answers · asked by Mrs. Kiedis 5