Susan was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.
She wrote: "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is excellent in bed."
Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call. Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door. She walked upstairs to answer it. She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs. "Can I help you?" she asked.
He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"
She was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."
"I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you. I have no arms, so I can't beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you."
"But are you good in bed?" she asked.
He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?!"
2006-10-14 05:07:56 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I AM LAUGHING!!!!! this is too funny!!!
about the first question that you asked i think that everyone should go by the rule of God. wait to have sex after marriage!
2006-10-14 05:11:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The human body seems to think that you are ready to be sexually active and start bearing children at puberty. The american religious establishment has decided that you must wait on this biological urge until you are 18.
No, there should be no age limit on consentual Sex. I will still think the 30+ something man who is trying to sleep with 13 year old girls should probably be castrated.
2006-10-14 05:15:08 · answer #2 · answered by Paul S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There should definetly be, as there is, a limit protecting young teens & childern from having sex, and the majority of people will agree with me on that... As for an age limit, at the other end of the scale.... If you can still do it at 90, I applaude you... not many people can!
2006-10-14 05:15:04 · answer #3 · answered by lovefromkatie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since it results in infatuation, stds, pregnancy, control issues, and other issues which require maturity to deal with, then YES.
It may be fun for 5 minutes, but the consequences last a lifetime.
2006-10-14 05:13:47 · answer #4 · answered by created 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes 16 or over in countries that 16 yr olds end school like : england,spain. 18 over for countries that 18 yr olds end school like:America.
2006-10-14 05:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by London qirl . 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
Answer to the question - No, as LONG as the partners are able and willing to participate.
2006-10-14 05:11:44 · answer #6 · answered by dunno 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes there should be because the younger you are when you do have it, you'll have a chance of getting HIV or something and it'll stay with you for the rest of your life. so it's very bad.
2006-10-14 05:12:20 · answer #7 · answered by soapsniffer712 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol great joke and to answer your question no there should not be an age limit to sex what do u think retirement is for?
2006-10-14 05:11:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
id like to meet him too
2006-10-14 05:10:47 · answer #9 · answered by klynnd1981 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well this depends on every individual
if u like it then do it if u don't like it ask the other sex to back off
2006-10-14 05:09:41 · answer #10 · answered by astrid 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋