After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it-a regular Sodom and Gomorra. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions."
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity," replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."
And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said?
No?
Hmmm... So YOU didn't get the letter either, huh??
2006-10-14 05:21:25 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Hehehehehe, LOL,
Too funny.
Unfortunately I got the letter. It was a crumby $20 gift card to Red Lobster.
2006-10-14 06:28:00 · answer #1 · answered by andi b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-13 08:07:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the letter, but I got a warning in a different way. I ended up with TMJ and now my jaw is locked and cannot open wide enough. Even if I could do this, I wouldn't. I've tried and don't like it.
2006-10-14 06:11:39 · answer #3 · answered by Penny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. No I'm happy to say I didn't get the letter.
2006-10-14 05:28:29 · answer #4 · answered by chocolatebunny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didn't get the letter, either. lol
2006-10-14 05:33:29 · answer #5 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Course I did...I'm a good girl =)
2006-10-14 05:27:23 · answer #6 · answered by debs1701 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny too.....hummmm maybe I should check my mailbox again......
2006-10-14 05:37:55 · answer #7 · answered by Pretty Brown Eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2006-10-14 05:34:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-10-14 05:23:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jenny 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH U..........
2006-10-14 05:25:59 · answer #10 · answered by TANNER GIRL 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋