Polls & Surveys - 12 October 2006

Therefore I guess I'm just not a cheap drunk like the rest of you a-holes or? Is it just that I choose to play it safe? Am I really consuming your run of the mill coke & ice? Things to ponder!

2006-10-12 04:48:36 · 12 answers · asked by Alotta F 2

1-10
Nightmare

My heart has stopped,my blood rate`s dropped.
Am I in a coma?
My feet are cold,I`m freezing now.
So much for my lucky clover.
I`m not so grand,I can barely stand.
Mark,'deceased' in my life folder.
I wake with dread,fall out of my bed.
I guess my nightmare`s over.

Tuesday
Crashing through my window on a tuesday night
Will be my last night in sight
Look on the ground
The grenade,do you see it?
There is no aid...

Who`s the star?
I have commited felonies
The worst one I will ever commmit
Will be tonight,and guess who`s the star?
You are...

2006-10-12 04:48:22 · 11 answers · asked by Vulpix 1

music, a person, exercise....or what? :)

2006-10-12 04:47:52 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

A yes .... and everyone on Y/A can come celebrate!!!!!

a NO ... and everyone on Y/A can console me!!!

2006-10-12 04:47:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

P&S Pub

2006-10-12 04:45:53 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

I happen to like spiced coffee then spiced tea. Which would you rather have?

2006-10-12 04:43:31 · 12 answers · asked by aimstir31 5

Other than messing around on yahoo answers, what are you doing? Where are you from, what time is it, what do you do, what are you doing later, tell me about your life?

2006-10-12 04:43:29 · 20 answers · asked by Smart Girl 3

when it has to be a question? Toodles all...

2006-10-12 04:42:18 · 14 answers · asked by JustLynn 6

Dirty Little Johnny is sitting in the back of math class, when the teacher calls his name.

"Yeah teach?" he replies.

"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.

Johnny answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."

"No, Johnny, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.

"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"

The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Johnny, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."

Johnny replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!"

Question :-
ARE YOU MARRIED?

2006-10-12 04:41:27 · 21 answers · asked by Ω Nookey™ 7

consider everything about your life and come up with a number higher being better, how would you rate your quality of life?

I would say I am about 675/1000

2006-10-12 04:40:50 · 6 answers · asked by Bistro 7

I was on my lunch break when this fat chick started to try to talk to me. I mean all girls do cuz of my looks and all and my sweet tatoos but she would not leave me alone. So I said if you dont stop talking to me I am going to call the zoo on you and say I think I found your lost elephant. She started to smile so I threw my lunch at her and it spilled all over the ground outside. Then she stopped talking to me picked it up and ate it all. I'm out of a lunch and had to buy a new one. Was this some plot to get my food?

2006-10-12 04:40:10 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"

2006-10-12 04:39:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

I'm getting a cold and my nose whistles when I breathe. Has this ever happened to anyone?

2006-10-12 04:38:38 · 10 answers · asked by Ann 3

2006-10-12 04:38:15 · 30 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5

2006-10-12 04:37:52 · 12 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5

And let me play among the stars?

2006-10-12 04:37:20 · 18 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

2006-10-12 04:37:13 · 2 answers · asked by JustJane 6

to the edge of the sea, help me tie up the ends of a dream. I gotta know, would you go with me?

2006-10-12 04:36:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

marriage??
kids??
mortgage??
debt??
stress??
My point is, some of us 'adults' still act like kids, so how do you define an adult??

2006-10-12 04:35:27 · 26 answers · asked by phil_maquim 2

2006-10-12 04:35:21 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

In case your wondering I can see you through the window..... Just kidding

2006-10-12 04:32:34 · 24 answers · asked by Just me 2

its ready to pour here in florida...

2006-10-12 04:32:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 04:31:01 · 21 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7

I ain't real sure if that would even be legal in Texas!!!

2006-10-12 04:30:54 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous

whats your specialty
SHENANIGANS for HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shall we begin 2 rums dowm

2006-10-12 04:30:07 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous

the first nun said, "i was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you
know what i found? a bunch of pornographic magazines!"
"what did you do?" the other nuns asked.
"well, of course i threw them all in the trash."
the second nun said, "well, i can top that. i was in the father's room putting
away the laundry and i found a bunch of condoms."
"oh my," gasped the other nuns. "what did you do?" they asked.
"i poked holes in all of them" she replied.
the third nun said, "oh shi*t."

2006-10-12 04:29:35 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 04:29:15 · 24 answers · asked by Marianne not Ginger™ 7

just a big ol' tease???

2006-10-12 04:28:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous

In reference to Yankee pitcher Cory Lidle's plane crash in NYC, If you write down the date that it happened in #'s and then turn it upside down, what does it read?

2006-10-12 04:28:42 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

POP!! Goez the Weasel...

2006-10-12 04:28:18 · 5 answers · asked by ????a?? ? 5