Polls & Surveys - 12 October 2006

2006-10-12 03:38:20 · 12 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

A man was mowing his front yard when his attractive, blonde, female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to her mailbox. She opened the mailbox, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into her house. A little later, she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and again slammed it shut. Angrily back into the house she went.

As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, the blonde came out again. She marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions, the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

She replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

2006-10-12 03:37:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 03:37:17 · 10 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4

What I believed to be a "beauty mark" suddenly seems to have LEGS...

2006-10-12 03:37:13 · 8 answers · asked by ? 6

This is an official poll

2006-10-12 03:37:04 · 34 answers · asked by gene_harden2000 3

I used to love those little packs with a couple of creams crackers, a cheese triangle and a few pickled onions you got in pubs and the minuet steak sandwiches and if you were lucky a toasted cheese sandwich, am I showing my age or does anyone else remember them too.

2006-10-12 03:36:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

a HAG?

2006-10-12 03:35:22 · 11 answers · asked by ? 6

I try to fool my husband (and sometimes others) into believing that I am - even though I'm not

2006-10-12 03:35:07 · 25 answers · asked by helpme1 5

just checking

2006-10-12 03:35:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 03:34:49 · 37 answers · asked by BellaRia 2

2006-10-12 03:34:30 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

I am curious to find out how many adults are on this particular forum..
Given many of the questions and answers, I feel I have enetred kiddy land. No offense intended. So your age is please ? Me? 50

2006-10-12 03:32:25 · 59 answers · asked by heresyhunter@sbcglobal.net 4

A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it."

The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100.

2006-10-12 03:32:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 03:32:07 · 5 answers · asked by vandetta00 2

2006-10-12 03:29:55 · 17 answers · asked by janitor_of_care 1

2006-10-12 03:29:35 · 10 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

I'm very optimistic though

2006-10-12 03:28:44 · 10 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3

If a ninja crapped his pants, could you smell it?

Or would he be stealthy enough to conceal the stench?

2006-10-12 03:28:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

car accident... rear ended....

2006-10-12 03:26:52 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 03:26:12 · 14 answers · asked by TropicalSun 5

2006-10-12 03:25:54 · 2 answers · asked by rljmmp 3

2006-10-12 03:25:39 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous

like i listen to my friends but like someone like a grown person with a boring voice that makes you wanna sleep

2006-10-12 03:23:31 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous

Research says, some people have problems with spending too much time online? What most people online who think they are addicted are probably suffering from is the desire to not want to deal with other problems in their lives, they are lonely, and not good with others. Here are the symptoms, you decide ...I know I fit some
1. Tolerance: This refers to the need for increasing amounts of time on the Internet to achieve satisfaction
2. Two or more withdrawal symptoms developing within days to one month after reduction of Internet use or cessation of Internet use
3. The Internet is often accessed more often, or for longer periods of time than was intended.
4. A significant amount of time is spent in activities related to Internet use IE: games,research,chat,forums..etc.
5. Important social, occupational, or recreational activities are given up or because of Internet use.
6. The individual risks the loss of a significant relationship, job, educational or career

2006-10-12 03:22:48 · 7 answers · asked by heresyhunter@sbcglobal.net 4

2006-10-12 03:22:40 · 11 answers · asked by JustJane 6

I'm imfamous for making my owm lyrics to songs and believing it for years how about you tell yours I tell ya mine:
Van Halen -Jump - instead of might as well jump I sang " Maxwell jump! I always wondered who Maxwell was seriously...

2006-10-12 03:22:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous

the man who had his face broken with a tire iron? Well he had "road rage" and I just happened to have a brand new jack and tire iron and threw that iron at his windshield and smashed his face. Next time I cut someone off I hope they learn their lesson. Don't flick me off. Prik.

2006-10-12 03:21:18 · 25 answers · asked by Naddo 3

2006-10-12 03:19:44 · 17 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3

im so sick of drama

2006-10-12 03:17:50 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.

"I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears.

"Promise me you won't tell me."

Confused, the father asked what was wrong.

"Oh dad," the boy sobbed, "when I was 6 I got the there's no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there's no Easter Bunny speech. When I Was 8, you hit me with the there's no Tooth Fairy' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don't really fuc*k, I'll have nothing left to live for.

2006-10-12 03:14:10 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous