Polls & Surveys - 12 October 2006

just answer the questions. my answers are here as well.
birthday: dec.7
current ringtone: exorcist theme
tattoos: 3
fave childhood cartoon: smurfs
strange habits: always put left shoe on 1st
current mood: bored
married: yes
fave color: black
fave holiday: halloween
fave class in high school: art or literature
other people say i am: too honest
have a good day!!!

2006-10-12 03:11:00 · 28 answers · asked by bobbie 3

One day an elderly man decided that since he had never fathered any children that he would make a deposit to the local sperm bank. At the sperm bank a young doctor gave the man a jar and told him to go into the bathroom and put his deposit in it.

After what seemed like a long time the young doctor began to worry about the elderly man so he went to the bathroom door and knocked and ask if he was all right. No answer came from beyond the door so the doctor opened the door finding the elderly man breathing hard and sweating.

The Dr. asks, "Are you OK!"

The elderly man replied, "Son, it is not as easy as it use to be. I have slapped it, spit on it and beat it on the wall. I even ran hot water on it, I ran cold water on it and I can't get the lid off this jar to save my life!"

2006-10-12 03:10:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

What would u do if u were looking through a magazine and they had the MOST delicious looking candy or chocolate in there? would your mouth water, would u freak out, etc.?

2006-10-12 03:10:33 · 7 answers · asked by ♥#1 Miley Cyrus Fan♥ 5

2006-10-12 03:10:30 · 13 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7

2006-10-12 03:09:46 · 5 answers · asked by JustJane 6

Doctor," the embarrassed man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.

"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."

The next day, the worried fellow returned with his wife. "Take off your clothes, Mrs. Thomas," the medic said. "Now turn all the way around. Lie down please. Uh-huh, I see. Okay, you may put your clothes back on."

The doctor took the husband aside. "You're in perfect health," he said. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either."

2006-10-12 03:06:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous

its a blast!

2006-10-12 03:06:24 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

do any of you have an ex b/f g/f husband or wife who is now with some one who looks like you or acts like you? My ex b/f who I dated years ago,Is now when this women who looks like me and in some ways she acts like me also,I have had people ask me a lot if she is my sister,I saw them two together the other day,and I myself have to agree that we favor ALOT.Do any of you think it's weird.It creeps me out!

2006-10-12 03:06:00 · 16 answers · asked by mytifine_01 3

2006-10-12 03:04:49 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 03:03:22 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous

According to the constitution of the U.S.A. "all men are created equal". Then if I ask a paralyzed man in a wheel chair to jump why can't he then?

I was riding a rollar coaster recently and this overweight woman could not fit into the seats and had to wait for it to come back for her friends. SAD yes! BUT she did it to herself. Don't give me crap about "thyroid problem" because it only affects 2-5% of the overweight population. Why does the constitution mean then by all men are created equal?

2006-10-12 03:03:17 · 18 answers · asked by Naddo 3

2006-10-12 03:02:57 · 4 answers · asked by Mr. Owl 3

2006-10-12 03:00:44 · 14 answers · asked by Wish 6

mine does... and it looks really funny... if i come across a mirror while im crying.. i end up laughing looking at my face !!!

heheh :)

2006-10-12 02:59:44 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 02:58:26 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous

is it like pickin a cat...you choose the one that runs to you first or something

2006-10-12 02:58:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 02:57:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous

my annual prom is coming up soon but i hv no idea what to wear...
im 5"1 so preferably something that will make me look taller,also im only a 32A so i cant wear those dresses that show cleavage [as i dont have much] if u no what i mean
pictures will be appreciated
thanks!!

2006-10-12 02:51:23 · 9 answers · asked by krystal_engel 3

2006-10-12 02:51:01 · 11 answers · asked by badgurl 5

Should I be extra careful alert about the driver behind me?

2006-10-12 02:50:22 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 02:49:21 · 10 answers · asked by nodumgys 7

me?

2006-10-12 02:48:15 · 10 answers · asked by vandetta00 2

i'm making a survey for school about happiness. plz write yes if u are happy in your life and no if ur not. then write if u are
between: 15-19 , 20-24, 25-34, 35-44, or 45-54. plz answer!

2006-10-12 02:47:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous

... where would you move and why? thanks :-)

2006-10-12 02:45:45 · 19 answers · asked by B & W 2

2006-10-12 02:45:09 · 9 answers · asked by abluebobcat1 1

2006-10-12 02:44:55 · 14 answers · asked by turtle girl 7

2006-10-12 02:44:45 · 7 answers · asked by snitchnot 1

children that is , and since im ripe for the pickin' people always ask when i'm going to to breed ........
does anyone else feel its just not for them
id especially like to hear from people who have decided not to reproduce

2006-10-12 02:44:15 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous

2006-10-12 02:44:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous

There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"

The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"

So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"

To which the man replied, "No, its average!"

2006-10-12 02:42:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous