There was this old woman who heard a song called "Two Lips and Seven Kisses." She called up information after hearing the song on the radio to get the name of the record company. In dialing, she erroneously called up a gas station, and she asks, "Do you have "Two Lips and Seven Kisses?"
The gas station attendant who answered the phone said, "No, but I have two nuts and seven inches!"
So the woman asked, "Is this a record?"
To which the man replied, "No, its average!"
2006-10-12 02:42:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That is incredibly funny. I'm going to tell all my friends. they'll definitely crack up. :) Thanks.
2006-10-12 02:46:06 · answer #1 · answered by callieRach 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep
2006-10-12 06:18:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do enjoy it very much, and I am told I am extremely good at it too.
2006-10-12 02:44:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the attendent
2006-10-12 02:49:09 · answer #4 · answered by nithisanthi 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You told that yesterday!! I told ya I was still reading them... ;) Still funny though.
2006-10-12 02:48:55 · answer #5 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read this one yesterday; but it's still cute.♥
2006-10-12 02:54:38 · answer #6 · answered by dyingatwork 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke!
2006-10-12 02:45:33 · answer #7 · answered by Dan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice
2006-10-12 02:45:01 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, cheers that's put a smile on my face!!!
2006-10-12 02:44:08 · answer #9 · answered by xhoneybeex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one
2006-10-12 02:44:28 · answer #10 · answered by Stewie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋