A man walks into a tattoo parlor and says he would like a $100 dollar bill on his dick. Well the tattoo artist laughs and says "I'll do it for free if you can give me one good reason for it."
The guy thinks for a second and says. "Well one, I like to keep my money in my pants, two I like to watch my money grow, and three I want to see how fast my wife can blow a $100.
2006-10-12 03:32:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Lmfao i love that joke!!!!!!!! :D
2006-10-12 03:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by Spot ♥'s Fall Out Boy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sex definitly more important, great joke. Deserves to get it free if putting himself through that. Will be a while before his wife blows $100.
2006-10-12 10:39:21 · answer #2 · answered by soxy190 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd think it would be the best way to avoid having your wife blow $100.
2006-10-12 10:34:41 · answer #3 · answered by kheserthorpe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats well funny.
Scientests have now discovered the substance that stops blondes from giving blow jobs to there partners.
Wedding cake.
2006-10-12 10:35:26 · answer #4 · answered by jason12211 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What did you say the name of the tattoo artist is?
2006-10-12 10:36:17 · answer #5 · answered by lordofthetarot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love this joke!! I've heard it several times before, but it still makes me laugh.
2006-10-12 10:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by T.G. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spending money lasts as long as sex. And that's not that long.
2006-10-12 10:33:52 · answer #7 · answered by Winter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
for me money is much important.....u can live without sex but cant survive without any money.
2006-10-12 10:39:05 · answer #8 · answered by livewhirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one, you forgot the part about the manatee tho.
2006-10-12 10:38:11 · answer #9 · answered by Me♥Manatees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another thumbs up!
2006-10-12 10:37:22 · answer #10 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hate to say it, but VERY FUNNY!!!
2006-10-12 10:34:12 · answer #11 · answered by NANCY K 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋