There was a guy who was struggling to decide what to wear to go to a fancy costume party... Then he had a bright idea.
When the host answered the door, he found the guy standing there with no shirt and no socks on.
"What the hell are you supposed to be?" asked the host.
"A premature ejaculation," said the man. "I just came in my pants!"
2006-10-12 04:39:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
That was a good one! You always make me laugh.
2006-10-12 04:43:18 · answer #1 · answered by pinkberry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok Mister, at first each and every female is diverse. Preganacy is possible at every time and for some women it somewhat is possible on a similar time as they're on their era. Secondly, what's incorrect with you? Do you intend on marrying her? in case you may no longer answer that and with a defiante sure and quickly then you definately ought to be rethinking this entire unprotected intercourse element as a results of fact what's going to take place in case you and her pick to interrupt it off then what? you're carriers to start this entire unprotected intercourse element over with the subsequent female and assume that one dosen't artwork Ohh...and you spot how the cycle only keeps and you're not sure who those women have been with and who has been with those they have been with depsite what they declare. awaken!!! this is how incurrable ailments are unfold and you sound too youthful to throw yours and all of us elses existence away like that. sluggish Your place, Be sensible and start up making use of protection till you marry her. end attempting to have your cake and consume it too!
2016-12-08 13:29:00 · answer #2 · answered by scheiber 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I loved this joke the last time I read it!! I know I'm giving you a hard time today. I've been telling everyone this joke. It's great. A friend of mine is even going to a halloween party as "premature ejaculation" now thanks to this joke.
2006-10-12 04:51:58 · answer #3 · answered by T.G. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehe. THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! That was funny. BTW: It is not safe to have sex w/o a condom.Wrap it!
2006-10-12 05:16:07 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a nice one for Halloween.
2006-10-12 04:43:18 · answer #5 · answered by Jenster*is*flipping*you*off 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL.... Thanks for making me laugh....
2006-10-12 04:43:12 · answer #6 · answered by jerseygirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋